Would you believe it if I told you that there's a list of Hollywood's 25 most ugliest celebrities? Would you believe it if I told you that I understand why several celebrities made the list? Would you be surprised if I told you that I believe a couple of celebrities, whose faces resemble a pot of homemade chicken soup, are the same celebs who should have made at least the top 5 but instead were left off the list? Would you like for me to just shut the hell up and post the list damn list already? Would you be pissed if I said calm your ass down and I'll post them when I good and ready? Would you believe it if....Okay I'll stop.
One question: Did your favorite celeb make the list? Check out the list below to find out.
21. Carrot Top 
Carrot Top looks like a real life 
 hobgoblin … on steroids … 
with a perm … but less funny.
19. Fergie 
Her lovely lady lumps 
ain’t that lovely, 
especially when dripping with the crotch-sweat 
apparent at so many of her concerts. The busted-ass 
eyebrow ring circa, 1993? Saucy!
17. Clay Aiken 
He’s kind of like an ugly duckling 
that grew up into an uglier version of 
Martin Short, only with red-hair, and 
a mouthful of baby teeth. And if he 
looks like this on the street, 
imagine how unattractive he is 
when taking a wide stance in an airport restroom.
16. Star Jones 
The surgery can’t remove all the skin 
that used to hold in her fat. So it ain’t just 
her shirt that she’s now tucking 
into her Size 6 jeans. 
And she looks like the box that Nell 
Carter gets shipped in.
12. Sarah Jessica Parker 

The 
demonspawn of the toll-collecting 
ogre and the wicked witch of the west, 
our favorite Sarah Jessica Parker 
role was when she played 
Dee Snyder in Twisted Sister for all those years.
11. Flavor Flav
“A clock on my chest proves I don’t fess,
I’m a clock-a, rock-a 
rockin’ wit-
da-rest,
Flavor in 
da house by Chuck-D’s side, 
with a face that looks like I was 
trapped in my mom’s birth canal 
for about 27 seconds too long….”
9. Jenna Jameson 

Jenna Jameson went from giving kids wet dreams to dishing out 
nightmares with her new “Howard 
the Duck” look.
8. Amy Winehouse 
Sure, she’s young, and thin, and 
trendy…. And by “trendy” we mean 
“a heroin-addicted, hepatitis-infested skeleton.”
5. Kelly Osbourne 

Kind of like The Cure’s Robert Smith, but with a vagina
4. Perez Hilton
There’s nothing like a bitchy 
queen with absolutely no sense of style 
and a connection to the Internet. 
Give me a tweezer, some clippers and 
a gag, and he’ll be as good as new. 
Love the gingivitis!
2. Michael Jackson
On Halloween at the 
Neverland Ranch, 
the pre-teens strewn across his bed were 
the treats and Michael’s face was the trick.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue Who?
Michael Jackson.
1. Courtney Love 

What in the world did Kurt ever see in this hag? 
She just needs someone to take her in, feed her, 
shower her, and buy her some Summer’s Eve.
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