I swear Karrine 'Superhead' Steffans becomes more and more officially and certifiably delusional with each passing day. To entice more people to go out and cop her newest memoir, The Vixen Diaries, which reads like a far-fetched, farce of fraudulent, font-fronting falsehoods disguised as a knock-off ghetto-bird version of a B.E.T. Arabesque romance novel...okay, let's call it what it is: A book of just plain smut and lies. The woman, who now hates to be referred to as 'Superhead', spoke exclusively to VIBE magazine (December 2007 issue) about that fantasy of a relationship she claims to have with Lil Wayne. And as usual, she flapped those infamous, literally-loose lips of hers and dished everything from their sex life to her admiration of him for penning a song just for her called Prostitute. Now if that don't put the lid on the jar!Below is an excerpt from Steffans' interview and after the jump, read what Lil Wayne has to say about Karrine:
On loving Weezy: "It was hard at first because I had to learn how to love him, because he's not like any other guy. It's like he's from another planet. When he wakes up in the morning, he may not talk to you. He might just get dressed and leave. It doesn't mean he doesn't love you, it just means he's about to go work and he's in his zone and his zone has nothing to do with you." Girl, please!
On sex with Lil Wayne: "I can count on one hand how many times me and Wayne have had sex. That's not what our relationship is based on. Seriously. When we do, we make love and it's ... amazing. It's quiet. It's slow. It's full-contact. There's no, 'Flip over. Put your leg over here.' It's just two hearts. I can feel my heart beating against his heart, his whole body is wrapped around mine, and it's us breathing together." *SMDH*
On Prostitute: "He called my house at four in the morning... and sang it to me. He was like, 'That's your song.' I listen to it everyday over and over and over again in my car. That song is our relationship." Karrine, somebody done told you wrong, Bitchy Poo.
On the nature of their relationship: "He'll be 25 in two weeks and I'm 29, but I'm willing to wait until he's ready. In the meantime, he's like my best friend. He's my John Lennon, I’m his Yoko Ono, and together, it just works."
Read the rest of this EXTRA juicy interview in the December 2007 issue of VIBE, on stands next month. Until then, read what Lil Wayne REALLY thinks about Superhead in VIBE's November 2007 issue, on stands now! Here's a lil snippet from his interview:
Lil Wayne on Superhead: "My Baaaaby. I just love her. That's like my big sister and homie-lover-friend. I ain't never found a homie-lover-friend 'til Karrine."
That's a damn shame, ain't it? I mean, really.
Picture peeked at: Vibe.com
