NEW CELEBRITY COUPLE PICS: MARIAH CAREY & NICK CANNON; KIM KARDASHIAN & REGGIE BUSH.

Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon went all out this Halloween. The couple arrived at their Halloween party with Nick donning a regular firemen suit and his wifey clad in a hot/horny/hoe-ish firemen suit. Once inside the party they changed into before changing into life-size versions of the popular snack 'milk and cookies.' Wearing a cookie costume is Mariah's way of being domestic, since it's doubtful this honey's ever made one baked good herself. Think Nick knew that dressing up in a giant milk container and posing for humiliating photo ops were likely events when he proposed to Mimi a millisecond after they met?

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It's easy to tell what these soon-to-be newlyweds (at least in her mind) Kim Kardashian and her wet-behind-the-ears boy toy Reggie Bush were trying to portray this Halloween season: A pimp and his ho.

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KIM KARDASHIAN FAN ON KIM'S TUESDAY NIGHT PERFORMANCE ON 'D.W.T.S.': 'YOU MADE ALL US BIG BOOTY WOMEN LOOK BAD TODAY!'

After watching Kim's performance last night on Dancing with the Stars, I am convinced that she just doesn't have any rhythm. I've seen corpses move better than her. If you seen her sex tape, you'd know what I'm talking about. Therefore, don't be surprised if she gets eliminated this week. That poor partner of hers....dude has had to literally carry her ass during this competition....and it's only the first week! Now, I knew she'd eventually work her ass into one of her routines (although she almost didn't considering she and her partner were in the bottom two)....I just didn't think it would be so ill to watch. The entire time she danced all I could say was, 'NO MA'AM!' ten times in a row! Talking about she shy! Girl, bye! She wasn't shy went she looked dead into the camera and boinked Ray J. in that porn video, she wasn't shy when she showed off all her goodies in that full pictorial in Playboy magazine, she wasn't/isn't shy when she's striking a pose for the paparazzi candidly or on the red carpet. Kim, just gon 'head and accept Reggie's marriage proposal and start planning what's sure to be a much publicized wedding, because we know you wouldn't have it any other way, and commence to living your life as a NFL wife. But I have to give her kudos for admitting that she doesn't know hot to shake her butt...that's if she was being sincere about it. Anyhoo, to say she has become the epitome of a woman who has a big ass and doesn't know what to do with it would be an understatement. Even her fans are calling her out. Check out a blog post I snatched from her official website posted by An Athletes Wife who offers to give Kim pointers on how to make her booty clap plus bedroom tips with Reggie:

OMG!!! Letting all ya'll know now.. I'm not hating.. Girl you made all us big booty women look bad today... I'm 5'0 and my ass is just as big, When I first started developing I was looking in the mirror learning how to shake my ass and loosening it up that was bout 17. For you to have that ass, it should shake way more than that unless you gotta muscle booty and if you needed dimples removed you ain't got no muscle booty. If you need some help,I can give you some ass clapping lessons personally and dang watch The Last Dance wit J.Lo and Richard Gere. But I can't show you how to make your ass clap through typing but these next few tips in the bedroom can help.

1)Ride Reggie more be on top that helps you move your hips.

2) when he hitting from the back throw it at him. Taking control in the bedroom can definitely get you some rhythm and stamina cause you have to have your own flow and he has to respond to you. If you don't ride it correctly or throw it back you get no response. Don't just sit there and let him dominate NO MORE!!!

Since you bout to get married when football season over with probably get out of the spotlight cause the first question is...How does it feels to be voted off so early and you did all that campaigning!?! I voted for you but you got the 8th vote and I voted 8 times!! Love you!! But when you go to the club instead of posing like you can dance for the pic, shake that monkey!!

Watch the video below to witness the tragedy that is Kim Kardashian.

By the way, YAY FOR TEAM TONI!!
& TEAM WARREN!!
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NEW CANDID PICS: KELLY ROWLAND & WHITE DUDE IN LONDON; EVE WITH WHITE DUDE IN BEVERLY HILLS; KIM KARDASHIAN WITH WHITE DUDE IN LOS ANGELES.

Ms. Kelly Rowland was caught by the British paparazzi as she left the Dolce night club in London with some random white dude earlier this month.

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Speaking of the swirl, rapper-turned-actress Eve (who just relaunched her Fetish clothing line down in the islands a couple of months ago), was recently seen with her boyfriend as they left Fred Segal in Los Angeles yesterday. Don't be surprised to see her with a white dude...because if you saw her rated X online video clip, then you'd know she often prefer the white male species....I could go on, but I won't.

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Speaking of the swirl again, well, kinda sort of. Here's Kim Kardashian leaving a dance studio after rehearsing with her Dancing with the Stars dance partner Mark Ballas yesterday. I'll tell you one thing: if she moves her body the way she moved it on her sex tape with Ray J....well, let's just say she won't be in the competition for long. As for the swirl comment earlier, what is her problem with putting so much distance between her and ol' dude? Dare I say she doesn't want the media to conjure up stories suggesting that she's stepping out on her beloved Black man, Mr. Bush? She ain't slick. I bet this is the one and only time she wishes those cameramen would just go away. Oh well, Kim, be careful for what you wish for.

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CELEB CANDIDS: KIM KARDASHIAN & REGGIE BUSH; JERMAINE DUPRI; NAS.

Kim Kardashian and her boy toy Reggie Bush were spotted in their couple color-coordinated ensembles as they left Crustacean restaurant last week. I don't mean to offend anybody and their significant other, but didn't that play out in the mid-90s?

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Jermaine Dupri was seen leaving the Foxtail club in Los Angeles without his beloved Janet. Have yall ever wondered if Jermaine ever did things to piss off Janet to the point where she would seriously cuss him out? If not, then take a look at this video (CLICK HERE). Just know that when it comes to keeping her tour plans under wrap, Janet is serious as a mug!! So serious that even the love of her life is subjected to tongue lashing!

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Nas was lensed as he arrived to a taping of the Late Night with David Letterman show at the Ed Sullivan Theater last Wednesday.

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NEW PICS: KIM KARDASHIAN PEFORMS 'KEEP UP WITH THE KITTENS' WITH THE LAS VEGAS PUSSYCAT DOLLS IN VEGAS.

Kim Kardashian put her assets on display once again when she performed with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on Friday night. Her show, which was titled 'Keeping Up with the Kittens' featured the soft-core porn star sashaying onstage--and even inside a bathtub--wearing a bedazzled/sequined sailor's outfit with fishnet stockings and black leather thigh-high, high-heeled boots. And although Kim's boy toy a.k.a. New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush was tucked away in Louisiana preparing for the upcoming NFL football season, Kim took it upon herself to make sure her man didn't miss out on her performance. "I did iChat him and I had my costume on for his approval. I did my whole dance for him when I was practicing last night. He thought it was so cute. He said, 'Please videotape it so you can send it to me right after.'"

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