RAPPER JACKI-O REVEALS WHY SHE SCREWED A D-LIST RECORD EXEC FOR '10 STACKS.'

“Everybody that signed [to Poe Boy] had gotten their advance money, but when it came time for me to get my advance, I had to f*ck for my advance. It was ten stacks and I had to f*ck for it. So naturally it wasn’t something that I’m proud of doing. And I don’t advise any female to get into no business – be it music or whatever – and get exploited like that. [E Class] told me I had to have sex with him to get the ten stacks. That’s how me and him got into a relationship. But that was a situation I had to face, and I made the wrong turn. But I’m from the hood and if somebody offers you ten thousand dollars at one time to get out of the hood, and lets you go for your dream of doing music, you’re gonna run to that.”

--Miami rapper Jacki openly admitting and confirming rumors to Hip Hop Weekly about f-ing E-Class, a d-list record executive to secure a record deal with independent record label Poe Boy Records. Mmm-mmm-mmm. Ol girl did all that screwing and still couldn't score a Top 100 'hit' with her one and only semi-popular single Nookie; and if you didn't tune in to BET's now defunct after-hours video music show, Uncut, chances are you have absolutely no idea of what I'm talking about. And I'm willing to bet that those '10 stacks' (in advance money...advance money that has to be paid back) went straight into her local tattooer's needle. So in the end, she really ain't got shit to show (besides her fifteen minutes of fame for allegedly kicking Foxy Brown's ass at a Miami studio a couple of years ago) for shamelessly flopping her ass onto the infamous casting couch.

Girl, bye.
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BLACK GAY MAN SUE BIBLE PUBLISHERS FOR 20 YEARS OF EMOTIONAL DURESS & MENTAL INSTABILITY.

Just when I thought I couldn't read anything more unbelievable than the things I've already read on the Internet, I come across this bit. According to eurweb.com, Bradley LaShawn Fowler, 39, of Canton, Michigan is seeking $60 million from Zondervan Publishers and another $10 million from Thomas Nelson Publishing in lawsuits flied in U.S. District Court of the Easton District of Michigan, reports the Grand Rapids Press. Fowler states that he's suing the two major Christian publishers for violating his constitutional rights and causing emotional pain, because the Bible versions they publish refer to homosexuality as a sin. Fowler alleges the companies' bibles’ references to homosexuality as a sin has made him an outcast from his family and contributed to physical discomfort and periods of “demoralization, chaos and bewilderment.” He filed suit against Tennessee publisher Thomas Nelson in June. Meanwhile, Zondervan said that even if Fowler’s claim is credible, he is suing the wrong party. A company spokesman told WOOD-TV in Grand Rapids that Zondervan doesn’t translate the Bible or own the copyright for any of the translations.

Fowler alleges both Zondervan and Thomas Nelson, with its King James Bibles, manipulated scripture without informing the public by using the term “homosexuals” in a New Testament passage, 1 Corinthians 6:9. He told WOOD-TV he wants to be compensated for the past 20 years of emotional duress and mental instability.

The report also states that U.S. District Judge Julian Abele Cook Jr. refused Monday to appoint an attorney to represent Fowler in the Thomas Nelson case, saying the court “has some very genuine concerns about the nature and efficacy of these claims.” So Fowler has been representing himself in both lawsuits.

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MARTIN LAWRENCE BIG TIPPIN' WAYS & MACY GRAY PLOTS FOR FREE FOOD.

Comedian Martin Lawrence, a prominent member of Hollywood's unofficial '$20 million per film club' proved that he has no problem sharing his wealth even when it comes to doling out tips to needy waiters. TMZ spies caught ol Marty-Mar dining with two members of his clique at Musashi Japanese restaurant in Simi Valley, CA -- where he apparently dropped $120 dollars on a $140 bill. Could Lawrence soon become a client and president of Hollywood's unofficial celebrity 'Big Tipper' department? The latest celebrity who made headlines for big tippin was American Idol host Ryan Seacrest. According to TMZ.com, last month Seacrest left $500.00 on a $100.00 tab at STK restaurant. Damn!

Then there's the rude and demanding Macy Gray. She tipped $20.00 on her $70.00 bill at Blowfish Sushi in Weho. So what's the big deal? Although Gray left a $20.00 tip, it was a bit mundane considering this heffah went and pulled the old 'I want my bill comped because there's a hair in my food' stunt; thereby receiving a free meal worth $70.00 of free food and drinks. I'm willing to bet she got a whole lot more than just free food. I think everyone knows that once you make a petty (or false) complaint about your meal, chances are you'll most likely end up with a sample of the cook's DNA. And if you're a celeb, you may receive worse.
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VIDEO CLIP: 106 & PARK CO-HOST TERRENCE J. BLASTS CO-HOST ROCSI ON AIR

Is there trouble in co-host/off-the-set paradise between B.E.T.'s 106 & Park hosts Rocsi and Terrence J. I'd say, 'why, yes there is.' Since taking over former hosts Free & AJ's spot a couple of years ago, watching these two host the show is about as annoying as a gnat at a fourth of July family reunion cook-out during the third Saturday of the month in the heart of rural, hot-ass Willachoochie, Georgia. This is also the reason why I stopped watching the show. Anyhoo, although I ain't the one to gossip *snicker*, it's been rumored for the past couple of years that Rocsi and Terrence are not only co-workers but co-bed partners as well. And it looks as if their off-screen drama has made its way onto their on-screen job. There is a reason why it's never a good idea to bed your co-workers, yall. Now some will argue and say that Rocsi and Terrence's on-camera banter is harmless. That may be so, but during a recent broadcast it was anything but harmless banter. It was downright pure madness and unprofessionalism that in the end led to Terrence closing out the show alone after Rocsi, without warning, walked off the set. And after watching the clip below, you probably would've done the same thing. In the video clip (provided by WORLDSTARHIPHOP.COM), Terrence playfully clowns Rocsi about her reading skills after she stutters over the words posted on the teleprompter. You can clearly hear Terrence ask her if she knows how to read. After a video break, we see Terrence blasts Rocsi about her bad breath. Terrence keeps the childishness going when he asks Rocsi why she can't have a body like Ciara. To which Rocsi retorts, 'Why can't you have a body like Nelly?'

By 2:20 into the video, Rocsi is clearly fed up with Terrence's tactics and before asking him, 'Is it like that today? Really? You really feeling some type of way?', she gives him the side eye before walking off the set and resisting the urge to knock him upside the head with her microphone. Well, somebody's check is going to get docked over this! LOL! I had never witnessed such behavior between Free and AJ...or even Donnie Simpson and Sherrie Carter (for yall young'uns, Donnie and Sherrie co-hosted BET's Video Soul back in the day). And Rocsi is better than me. I wish Terrence would try to clown me with his Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader-looking ass. I would've been all over his ass like dry-ass ash on that ashy-ass Reggie Bush. I'mma play both sides do the fence for this one: It's bad enough that they are both whack as hell, extra-sensitive, insensitive and rude but to be whack as hell, extra-sensitive, insensitive rude and unprofessional is just uncalled for.

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PICS OF UTTER & EXTREME MADNESS OF LIL KIM IN THE CLUB.

Look at her face. Just look at it. Now that's that--and excuse my Swahili-- bullsh!t right there. Is it safe to assume she doesn't have any true friends or family members? Where is her mama? *throws hands up in exasperation* Come on, now Ms. Jones! It's a sin and a shame when you can't go up to your own daughter and tell her how much she resembles a little brown freaky-looking clown. I mean really. I know she scares the crap out of her mama anytime she walks up on her without notice. And dare I say she makes LaToya Jackson look....normal....or close to it? Okay now I'm just reaching. Well, I tried. Anywhoo, what I do know though is that Kim looks better in this mugshot photo than she does in any one of those pics below. Check her out as she attempts to get her style and profile on alongside some of her celebrity 'friends' such as Akon, Ne-Yo and Laurie 'boom-boom-cat' Gibson at The Plumm nightclub in New York City.

Just look at that face..especially that damn nose...and those drawn-on eyebrows, the wrinkled suit. Lord, what's wrong with her?!! I swear that's that bullsh!t!

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IN TODAY'S 'NOW, YOU KNOW YOU WRONG FOR THAT': JAZZE PHA LAUNCHES NEW COOKING SHOW

Now, I know good and well that yall also know good and well that Jazze Pha doesn't belong in anyone's kitchen (on or off set) during dinnertime (or any other time for that matter) unless he's grabbing a Lean Cuisine, a bottle of peach-flavored Crystal Light and a medium size Red Delicious apple. So imagine my surprise to learn that Mr. Rotund himself has launched his own cooking show via the Internet called What's Cookin' with Jazze?. On the first 'webisode' of the show, which debuted Monday (March 31st) night superdeluxe.com, featured the record producer/songwriter concocting a damn six-feet pizza pie topped with chunks of pork chops. I mean really! This n!ggah talking 'bout he was inspired to create the recipe after becoming hungry in the midnight hour only to find out the only things he had in his refrigerator at the time was a pizza and that other white meat. Come on, dude. Now you know you wrong for that.

I got two words for you Mr. No-Neck: Big Pun. And that's real talk too.
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NEW PICS: USHER FLIPS OFF THE PAPARAZZI; ATTENDS 2008 KIDS CHOICE AWARDS WITH TAMEKA & HER SONS.

Usher attends the 2008 Kid Choice Awards (on Saturday, March 29) with his 'add-in-new-wife-and-her-three-sons-from-another-marriage-and-blend' family.

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Below are images of the latest celebrity we've all come to love to hate as he was spotted throwing up an 'F-bomb' to several celebrity photogs after leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills on Friday afternoon (3.28.2008). Anything to keep the folks talking about you, right Ush? I swear nothing this man-boy does surprises me anymore. Nothing. Click pics to see Usher in his full adolescent glory.

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NEW PICS/THROWBACK PICS: NIPPY & NAPPY'S DAUGHTER PUFFING LIKE A PRO.

Yeah, I know I'm late with posting this, but I had some other shit to do! LOL! Anywhoo, is anyone surprised to see Nippy (Whitney) and Nappy's (Bobby) babygirl Bobbi Kristina a.k.a. Nip'Na'appy and her ace boon coon getting [what looks like] their chronic high on...and having no shame in their game about taking pics and leaking it them on the Internet for everyone's enjoyment? As you can see, the photo shows a close-up of Lil Ms Brown lying on a hardwood floor next to another girl puffing like pros and whatnot.

Well, one thing's certain and two thing's sure, ol girl loves being in front of a camera. She must've got that from her daddy.

Peep several throwback pics of the precocious teenager.

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DAMON WAYANS CLOWNS HURRICANE KATRINA EVACUEES IN NEW SITCOM; HAS HE WRITTEN A CHECK THAT HIS OFTEN TIMES-UN-FUNNY-ASS CAN'T CASH?

I mean, really! I swear, the higher an un-funny monkey climbs, the more his un-funny ass shows. Just ask that petite-looking ape who calls himself 50 Cent. That's real talk too. Damon Wayans will not be satisfied until someone kicks him dead on the back of the upper-right corner of his left earlobe with a rusty, steel-toed cowboy boot. I'm surprised none of his kids were born with certified mental retardation, with the way he makes fun of people.

For nearly 20 years Damon Wayans has been one of the most recognized comedian/actors of African American decent. His most successful solo venture to date has been My Wife and Kids, which was canceled in 2005. This time around Wayans is taking a family approach to it again. But this family isn't doing all that great. In fact, the plot line centers around a brother from an often times undeservedly maligned demographic. "It's about a Katrina transplant who's got diabetes and a clubbed foot and he's pissed off," laughed Wayans during a recent chat with EURweb. "They turn on the TV and just let him talk."

People in the black media who have had the opportunity to speak with any of the Wayans know the jokes are flying a mile a minute, but Damon says he can find humor anywhere ... even in Katrina evacuees. "It's called Mista Leroy Jones, it's a comedy. Just because it came from Katrina doesn't mean it ain't funny." We thought 'C'mon, man! No you ain't doin' no comedy about no Katrina evacuees?' Wayans answered the unasked question by saying the following:

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"Comedy has kept us alive. We've laughed in the face of things worse than that. This is real and this is a voice that hasn't been heard." Ok, Katrina evacuee comedy, fine! But why the brother gotta have a clubbed foot? "Because I was born with a clubbed foot," reasoned Wayans.

"In order to talk noise you have to be able to see why and there's nothing like a orthopedic shoe to let you know, yeah, he must be mad. Carrying around that damn shoe all the time makes him real mad."

Hopefully the concept of Katrina comedy doesn't make the real evacuees real damn mad. In the meantime Wayans tells EURweb that he has just submitted the pilot to ABC for approval a couple of week ago. We'll keep our fingers crossed for him.

Mmmmmm-hmmmmm. He gon learn.

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EDDIE SAYS HE HAS NO INTENTION OF EVER MEETING MEL'S DAUGHTER; VISITATION RIGHTS IS JUST A WASTE OF TIME.

Now, this dude know he's wrong. As wrong as Star Jones Reynolds chilling at the beach in a sarong-less two-piece bathing suit--before and after she lost weight.

London's The Sun newspaper is reporting that lawyers for ex-couple Eddie Murphy and Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown were in court last week trying to iron out visitation rights for their 7-month-old daughter Angel Iris Murphy Brown. Brown, currently competing on ABC's Dancing With the Stars, says Eddie told his lawyers he has no intention of ever meeting his daughter, so attempting to arrange visitation rights is just a waste of time.

Murphy initially denied he was the father of Angel after he announced his breakup with Mel B on a Dutch TV show. But a DNA test eventually proved him wrong. On Wednesday the judge was forced to adjourn the visitation hearing for another three months after Murphy would not submit an offer, The Sun reported.

A source said: “Mel was furious. She had been planning to take Angel to the courthouse to meet her dad for the first time. But when she heard Eddie would only be sending along his lawyers she decided to do the same. She expected at least some kind of an offer. Either to arrange maintenance payments for Angel, or at least to arrange seeing her."

In related news, Brown has thrown the Spice Girls' reunion tour rehearsals into chaos - after making it to the finals of hit reality show Dancing with the Stars. The singer and professional partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy are desperate to beat rivals Marie Osmond and racing driver Helio Castroneves in the popular TV series. But Brown's dedication to the contest - which reaches its climax on Monday (Nov. 26th) - is reportedly playing havoc with her commitments to the Spice Girls. A source tells British newspaper The Sun, "The girls are really proud of her but at the same time they're worried that Mel will give her all to the dance show and be exhausted for the start of the tour."

The Spice Girls kick off their world tour in Vancouver, Canada, on 2 December (07) - just six days after the show's finale.

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PICS OF UTTER MADNESS: FOXY'S WET 'N WILD LIPSTICK & JACKI-O'S SLOPPY STOMACH

After looking at the following pics of the rap industry's 2 most criminal minded female emcees/enemies, I couldn't figure out what looked worse: that damn Wet 'N Wild mood lipstick Foxy insists on rocking till the end of time OR the gall Jacki-O possessed when she made the unforgivable decision to walk out of her house and into public with that floppy, sloppy and protruding mass of madness she calls a stomach. I'm too through.

Rapper Jacki-O showing off her funky belly at airport.



Foxy Brown attends Saks Fifth Avenue's Key to the Cure
Benefit for the EIF's Women's Cancer Research Fund at
Saks Fifth Ave in New York City on 10.26.2005.


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