KIM KARDASHIAN FAN ON KIM'S TUESDAY NIGHT PERFORMANCE ON 'D.W.T.S.': 'YOU MADE ALL US BIG BOOTY WOMEN LOOK BAD TODAY!'

After watching Kim's performance last night on Dancing with the Stars, I am convinced that she just doesn't have any rhythm. I've seen corpses move better than her. If you seen her sex tape, you'd know what I'm talking about. Therefore, don't be surprised if she gets eliminated this week. That poor partner of hers....dude has had to literally carry her ass during this competition....and it's only the first week! Now, I knew she'd eventually work her ass into one of her routines (although she almost didn't considering she and her partner were in the bottom two)....I just didn't think it would be so ill to watch. The entire time she danced all I could say was, 'NO MA'AM!' ten times in a row! Talking about she shy! Girl, bye! She wasn't shy went she looked dead into the camera and boinked Ray J. in that porn video, she wasn't shy when she showed off all her goodies in that full pictorial in Playboy magazine, she wasn't/isn't shy when she's striking a pose for the paparazzi candidly or on the red carpet. Kim, just gon 'head and accept Reggie's marriage proposal and start planning what's sure to be a much publicized wedding, because we know you wouldn't have it any other way, and commence to living your life as a NFL wife. But I have to give her kudos for admitting that she doesn't know hot to shake her butt...that's if she was being sincere about it. Anyhoo, to say she has become the epitome of a woman who has a big ass and doesn't know what to do with it would be an understatement. Even her fans are calling her out. Check out a blog post I snatched from her official website posted by An Athletes Wife who offers to give Kim pointers on how to make her booty clap plus bedroom tips with Reggie:

OMG!!! Letting all ya'll know now.. I'm not hating.. Girl you made all us big booty women look bad today... I'm 5'0 and my ass is just as big, When I first started developing I was looking in the mirror learning how to shake my ass and loosening it up that was bout 17. For you to have that ass, it should shake way more than that unless you gotta muscle booty and if you needed dimples removed you ain't got no muscle booty. If you need some help,I can give you some ass clapping lessons personally and dang watch The Last Dance wit J.Lo and Richard Gere. But I can't show you how to make your ass clap through typing but these next few tips in the bedroom can help.

1)Ride Reggie more be on top that helps you move your hips.

2) when he hitting from the back throw it at him. Taking control in the bedroom can definitely get you some rhythm and stamina cause you have to have your own flow and he has to respond to you. If you don't ride it correctly or throw it back you get no response. Don't just sit there and let him dominate NO MORE!!!

Since you bout to get married when football season over with probably get out of the spotlight cause the first question is...How does it feels to be voted off so early and you did all that campaigning!?! I voted for you but you got the 8th vote and I voted 8 times!! Love you!! But when you go to the club instead of posing like you can dance for the pic, shake that monkey!!

Watch the video below to witness the tragedy that is Kim Kardashian.

By the way, YAY FOR TEAM TONI!!
& TEAM WARREN!!
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WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL RIHANNA TO STOP LYING? SINGER CLAIMS SHE'S 'LONELY' AND DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO DATE.

This heffah here....!! This girl has the nerve, the gall and the audacity to say that life on the road is really 'lonely' for her. Now, yes, we all know that although Rihanna and Chris have yet to confirm their relationship, even Stevie Wonder can see that they're dating. So her playing this 'woe is me, I'm single and so lonely and I don't have any time to date anyone' card gets my goat something proper-like. In a recent interview, Rihanna stated, "It's not all honey and treacle (that's 'peaches and cream' for those of us who didn't know what the hell 'treacle' meant). I've had no more than seven days off in the past 18 months. My schedule is punishing. And I do get lonely sitting around in hotels in cities I don't know. I don't have time to date."

Oh, really now Rihanna? So allllllllllllllllll those photos of them jet skiing in Maryland and Barbados with her family, skateboarding in NYC (last week, I might add), chilling in a jacuzzi clubbing and then leaving clubs together here in the States as well as overseas, her visits to him on his movie sets just last week, his visits to her on the set of her music video just late last month, snuggled up and liplocking in Kentucky Fried Chicken and Popeyes, attending amusement parks in California, frolicking and liplocking in a swimming pool like young lovers while in Jamaica, walking hand in hand on the beaches of Cancun, grocery food shopping/clothes shopping together in Hollywood and New York City were all just for show? What was that about...because all of that happened in the last seven months. I swear to God she better stop playing with me this Friday evening.

Girl, just shut up and don't say nothing. I spent damn near 20 minutes trying to find a pic to post with this blog entry but had a hard time because there are so many candid pics of her and Chris to choose from. And she talking 'bout she lonely?! Yeah, you lonely: in your mind.

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LISARAYE REPORTEDLY STILL HOSPITALIZED AFTER PHYSICAL SCUFFLE WITH ESTRANGED HUBBY; ACTRESS SAYS 'HE'S OUT OF CONTROL.'

There's nothing worse than two grown-ass people fighting like a couple of untamed banshees with no common sense. It's even worse when those grown-ass people each hold elite titles of a tropical paradise. To say that things grew beyond ugly between LisaRaye and her estranged husband, Michael Misick, the Premier of the Turks and Caicos Islands, would be an utter understatement. Reportedly, the two were involved in a violent confrontation at the Premier’s mansion on Wednesday night. The fight, which reportedly occurred in the presence of a number of government officials resulted in both Misicks seeking emergency medical attention for bites. Each has filed a police report against the other. See, what had really happened was LisaRaye had returned to the TCI this week, to negotiate a divorce settlement--a process that has not been in her favor at all. According to unconfirmed reports, after arriving at the TCI airport (she flew coach), LisaRaye was greeted, much to her chagrin, without her standard motorcade to escort her to her former home. She also noticed that the portrait of her and Misick which is always displayed in the airport, had been replaced with just a photo of Misick. This, coupled with all the other drama, had to have set her off big time.

On Wednesday night, LisaRaye, who was banned from the main house, decided to confront Misick at his mansion. Sources claim the First Lady drove her car through a barricade at the house, parked her car and barged into a closed door meeting between the Premiere and his cabinet ministers which resulted in the violent altercation. According to sources, LisaRaye, her cousin Phillip Travis, and her publicist Lynn Jeter assaulted a guard at the Premier's home, proceeded to ransack the house, and then assaulted the Premier and his sister. As the result of her assault on them, both the Premier and his sister were taken to the hospital with injuries and later released. A publicist for Misick released a statement stating, "It is public knowledge that the couple has been separated for months, and LisaRaye has no lawful right to be in the residence. Her conduct yesterday clearly contradicts her stated commitment to dissolve the marriage amicably. The Premier allegedly at no time had any physical contact with LisaRaye.”

See what happens when people start acting ugly? It ain't a pretty sight. This is also the result of what happens when a person agrees to marry another person after only knowing them for a month. There are also more statements made by LisaRaye via an interview with a local television station (watch vid after the jump). Read about that by clicking 'READ MORE AFTER THE JUMP!'

However, as of late Thursday night, an anonymous source told EUR website: "He [Michael] beat her bad. She came in the same day Rocsi went out, and he had already issued the statement that they were separated. Apparently she went over there and got into the fight. She's now in the hospital. The sub-story is that he has been under investigation because $57 million dollars is missing from our government. They froze all of his bank accounts. He's getting a separation because he can't afford to get a divorce." Misick, according to the source, also dispatched his fleet of bodyguards to stand around the perimeter of the hospital to prevent reporters from interviewing LisaRaye about the incident.

Well, as expected, LisaRaye also released a statement in which she said, "It is with great sadness that I have to announce that my husband and I have separated. Last night, Wednesday August 13, 2008, an attempt was made by and on behalf of my husband to first prevent my entry into our home and then, later, to make me leave our home by force. It was necessary for me to receive medical treatment for injuries suffered and in relation to those injuries I shall continue to assist the police force with its enquiries. Whilst it is my sincere wish to avoid unnecessary conflict, I shall not be intimidated, nor shall those individuals whose job it is to protect and represent me. Although I have always been a supportive wife even in light of the very serious allegations currently pending against the Premier, there are limits even for me. Until recently I had hoped that I would be able to continue to assist my husband during what will undoubtedly be difficult times ahead for him. I do not wish to have to add to his difficulties.” After being banned from the mansion that she personally decorated, LisaRaye now has taken up residence at a local beach resort.

Also, on Wednesday afternoon during an impromptu interview with a local television station in TCI, LisaRaye continued to discuss the strain and stress that Misick has caused her. "With all that's happening with Michael and the rape and the corruption allegation and you know his ill behavior...I think he's just spiraling out of control. And I will just continue to be uplifting and I will pray for him.' LisaRaye went on to say, 'I was just as shocked about hearing about the rape allegations as everyone else. But just as any wife would be, when put in a position like this, it put a damper on the marriage. And all of the other things that are going on. All of the disrespect is just...I will remain uplifting and pray for him."

And although her marriage and title as the First Lady of Turks and Caicos is rapidly dissolving at the seams, LisaRaye says, with or without Michael, emphasis on 'without', she will continue to support TCI. 'I'm going to be here. You know, I will forever be connected to Turks and Caicos. And I know that even with me coming down here and giving up a portion of my life here, I've been embraced. I've done things here and I have plans for Turks and Caicos and well.'

LisaRaye says the dissolvment of her marriage with Missick is hard to swallow. But she is not giving up on the institution of marriage.

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RAPPER KHIA BLASTED, BUSTED & DISQUALIFIED FROM VHI'1 MISS RAP SUPREME REALITY SHOW FOR SPITTING WHACK-ASS, PRE-RECORDED 'ORIGINAL' FREESTYLE.

Remember: God don't like ugly. And one quick glance at Khia and you'll know that she and He ain't friends. Looking like a cross between the Hawaiian Punch man and Lil Wayne's identical twin sister. Khia has played herself to the nth degree. Any respect and admiration anyone has or has ever had for her will dissipate after watching the first five minutes of tonight's episode of VH1 reality show, Ego Trip's Miss Rap Supreme, where wanna-be female emcees compete for $100,000 and the title of Miss Rap Supreme. MC Search and rapper Yo-Yo act act hosts and judges on the show. In last week's premiere episode, contestants who fell victim to the elimination round, were instructed to write an original 16-bar verse. Long story short: when it was Khia's turn on the mic, ol girl spit the most whacked-out 16 bars I have ever heard in my life. And in the end, it was that same 16-bar verse that landed her in the bottom two. Here's a little snippet:

R-e-s-p-e respect me/R-e-s-p-e respect me/Respect me/If you want to be with me/You gotta respect me/If I give you this pussy/You gonna respect me/Anywhere you see me/You better respect me/Anywhere that we be/You know to respect me/If you choose to be with me/You gotta respect me/Act a fool out in these streets/Cause you gonna respect me....' LISTEN TO TRACK HERE

At the end of her tired rap, Search let Khia know how disappointed he was in her performance and that she would be skating on thin ice if she ever spit that kind of crap again. Surprisingly, he also praised Lionezz, the other girl in the bottom two with Khia, telling Khia that Lionezz had spit more fire in her 16 bar verse better than anything Khia could ever write. Ouch. Back at the house, Khia went on a rampant calling Search a hater for dissing her and her rhyming abilities. 'He is such a hater! Talkin' 'bout he couldn't understand it. It wasn't meant for you to understand! You ain't from my hood! I PAID MY DUES! RESPECT ME!'

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Later on that same night, the ladies were awaken by a visit from Search. He told Khia that after he heard her rhyme, he later realized that he'd heard it somewhere before. Upon further investigation, it was revealed that Khia's original 16-bar verse was actually a recorded track which appears on her 2006 Gangstress album. This is a direct violation of contest rules. Pissed off to his highest level of pisstification, Search gave Khia an embarrassing tongue-lashing before quickly dismissing her from the competition and told her to pack up her stuff and 'step off.' Khia's defense? Ol' girl tried to justify her reasons for cheating by stating, 'Nobody sit and wrote anything just straight off the dome. He's [Search] a joke. I'm already an established artist. I don't need this.' Someone should recommend she contact a lawyer and look into suing Mother Nature for malpractice of the mouth.

It's bad enough that while the majority of the girls are just about as whack (if not whacker) as Khia is on the mic, in the beginning there were a couple of girls who actually looked up to her, being that she has sold 800,000 records and already knew what the business is about. However, there were several others, such as rapper Ms. Cherry, who clowned her as a joke and a one-hit wonder every chance she got. If you watch tonight's show, you'll see how that situation came back and bit her in the ass. Personally, I thought they would keep Khia on the show because she caused so much chicken-head drama and bitchassness in the house, which would have probably garnered the show higher ratings (yeah, right?!). Hell, Khia was the only reason I watched the show: just so I could see her make a damn fool of herself. But because she violated contest rules, I guess Search had no other choice but to disqualify her. Lionezz returned to the competition.

So in the end, Khia remains what she has been since her one and only hit, My Neck, My Back, blew up back in 2002: a washed up, whack-verse spitting, one-hit wonder of a rapper whose only claim to so-called fame is the aforementioned single and a forgettable hook on Janet's album, 20 Y.O. Someone at VH1 deemed her ass worthy enough of giving her a second shot at [a piece of] fame and what does she do? She goes and ultimately fucks up her chances at winning $100gs all because her fraudulent fronting ass couldn't come up with an original 16-bar verse. 'Seasoned' rapper my ass. Now, how is she going to demand respect after this debacle she brought on herself? I bet Wendy Williams and Janet Jackson somewhere laughing her ass off at this chick.

Call this a spoiler if you want to. But the only reason I won't label it as such is because I'm sure folks aren't really checking for this show like that. It was Khia's blatant stupidity and 'higher than thou' attitude that compelled me to write this blog post.

READ KHIA'S LONG-ASS REASONS FOR EARLY DISMISSAL FROM THE SHOW BY CLICKING THIS LINK.

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'THE SHIT CELEBS SAY': KIM KARDASHIAN: 'I DON'T WANT TO PUBLICIZE MY RELATIONSHIP. I WANT TO KEEP IT AS PRIVATE AS POSSIBLE.'

Is she serious?!! I know good and damn well this chic can not be serious!! Regarding her relationship with Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian has gone on record as saying, "I don't want to publicize my relationship. I wanna keep whatever I can private and to myself and off camera." Now, if that doesn't put the lid on the jar, I don't know what does. She unabashedly flaunts her boy toy around Tinseltown and beyond--both candidly and at red carpet events--at her every convenience yet she doesn't want to 'publicized my relationship'? Seriously? Anywhoo, during the launch party celebrating the second season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians last Thursday, Kim told reporters her man will make a small cameo appearances on K.U.W.T.K. this season. Then this heffah-hussy began bitching and moaning about why she didn't want her lap dog on the show.

"You don’t want them (the media) to turn things into a negative so, like, my boyfriend, he might be on [the show] a little bit but I don’t really want him on the show, because like, what we do in my totally private time, I kind of want to keep that as private as possible so, it was a good thing that he was working during his football season while we were filming."

Girl, bye.

In related news, if Kim The Krybaby isn't careful about how she treats her family members, she may just find herself by herself. In one of the two cutting-room floor clips below, Kim throws a diva-fied bitch-fit and bawls her eyes out. Kim turned what was supposed to be family time into Kim and Reggie time. When Khloe calls her out on it, the diva screams, You guys all gang up on me and I'm tired of it. You guys are so mean to me!' I swear this is one time where I completely agree with everything Khloe throws at Kim. Everything.

In the second clip, Khloe and Khloe has obviously done something to piss Kim off to the point where she starts swinging that overnight bag she calls a purse and throwing punches at Khloe before calling her an 'f-ing bitch.' But that still doesn't stop her sisters from putting her in her place and clowning her ass before she leaves. Khloe is better than me (and bigger) because I would have definitely gave Kim a swift and sanctified kick in those two silicone-induced cheeks she calls an ass.

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PHILLY DJ, GOLDENGIRL WRITES SEXUALLY EXPLICIT TELL-ALL BOOK; DISHES FREAKY DETAILS ON ALLEN IVERSON, RALPH TRESVANT, LIL KIM...

I told yall before that I was allergic to (posting) bullshit. This next post is no exception. Just when I thought I had heard the last of any female media personality writing and releasing a so-called tell-all book expounding upon her trysts with various pro-athletes, rappers, singers and actors, it happens again. And I don't have a problem telling you all that the only reason why I'm entertaining this latest 'memoir' is because it involves two people who have become one of my favorite celeb couples: Janet and Jermaine Dupri and a member of my favorite R&B male group in the history of the universal and whole, wide world galaxy of the Mother Earth and beyond: New Edition. Let the records show, that I don't play when it comes to the guys of New Edition....with the exception of Bobby! For those of you who don't know, a Philadelphia-based radio personality who goes by the name of Goldengirl (real name Lisa Natson) has released a self-published tell-all book a la Confessions of a Video Vixen, entitled Sex & Celebrities: The Truth, the Whole Truth, The Naked Truth in which she explicitly chronicle her sex-filled days and nights with celebrities such as Allen Iverson, Jim Jones, Ice-T and his wife Coco (though it wouldn't surprise me to read anything pertaining to their 'lifestyle'), Lil Kim and Ralph Tresvant.

In one chapter GG reveals the details of her 'two years of pure hell' relationship with Tresvant, claiming she not only loaned him $50,000 (which he still hasn't paid back) but he then knocked her up and suggested she terminate the pregnancy...that he would pay for. She also said whenever Ralph was out on the road, he would often request phone sex with her on the regular. Shit, what man you know wouldn't? However, her relationship with Allen Iverson didn't parallel her relationship to Ralph at all. In another chapter, GG admits A.I. gave her 'the best sex of her life.' She hooked up with the baller early in his career and before he married his current wife. She said, "Once during the playoffs I knew he wouldn't get back to the hotel before morning, so I figured I'd get it right there at the stadium." She went on to say that there sexual escapades occurred in the most un-traditional places: like in the front seat of his Bentley....while he was driving.

My eyes won't stop throwing up.

TO CONTINUE READING GG'S ACCOUNT OF HER RELATIONSHIP WITH ALLEN IVERSON AND THE TRUE DETAILS ON THAT STEAMY LIL KIM EXCERPT & TO VIEW PICS OF GG WITH EVE, KANYE, BUFFIE & RIHANNA, 'CLICK READ MORE AFTER THE JUMP!' ON THE BOTTOM LEFT.

And the sexually-explicit things she wrote about her night of unadulterated passion with Lil Kim is so triple x-rated, I can't (well, I won't) post it in this post. But you can read an extended excerpt (un-edited, cause I'll be damned if I was gonna proof-read it) RIGHT HERE. I'm pretty sure some of you filthy McNasty guys will find it sexually entertaining as all hell. And can someone tell me what the hell is up with Lil Kim's nose?!!

HERE'S THE UPDATE: Can I keep it real? Just look at Goldengirl. Now do you all thik Lil Kim would ever engage in a girl-on-girl tryst with her? Really? The only time GG could ever display her lesbians wants and needs upon Lil Kim would be in her dreams. And that's exactly what happened. This excerpt is just a portion of a chapter in GG's book where she lays in ink her fantasies of romancing the Real Black Barbee, Lil Kim. There you have it, folks. It was all a dream. I have to give a shout out my reader dressygirl for bring this information my way ater she read Goldengirl's book.

As a bonus, Natson also gives women tips on how to improve their oral-game, how to find their A-spot instead of their G-spot, the secret to driving your lover/jump-off over the top and the top ten taboo sexcapades to ponder.

I swear this shit is getting old. Can this 'check the neck' so-called chick be any more pressed? This is the same woman who filed a $85 million lawsuit against rapper Fabolous afer he allegedly watched and videotaped one of his bodyguards beat her ass down in a parking lot outside of one of his shows. And from what I've been told Natson began selling her book out of her aunt's hair salon and at some bookstore in front of XH bus stop in Philly. If it's sold anywhere else, yall will have to find it for yourselves. I can't even entertain this anymore. I'm just fulfilling my blogging duties in order to bring you all a bit of celebrity gossip and entertainment. LOL! Happy reading! Now, where's my Benadryl?




Natson, who hosts two late-night adult-themed shows (Lovetalk and Slow Jamz) on Philly's Power 99, says she was able to write the book in one short month due to her elephant-like memory, claiming once she started writing, the words just fell from the lips of her mouth. "I didn't have to think about it. The stories and the trysts and the celebrities are all actual stories. That's why I named it Sex & Celebrities: The Truth, the Whole Truth, The Naked Truth. You will not put the book down from start to finish," says the newbie author. Ummm-hmmm.

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CELEBS WITH NASTY MANNERS: BOBBY FARTS IN CASTMATE'S FACE; KELLY ROWLAND FUNKS UP FIRST CLASS.

Former Destiny's Child member, Kelly Rowland upset fellow passengers on a recent flight after filling the first-class cabin with a smelly Subway sandwich laden with the stench of onions. The gold-status solo singer received angry looks of disgust from fellow flyers as she munched her way through a "honky" sandwich - but escaped further trouble by pretending she was unwell. The 26-year-old says, "I was in first class and the other passengers were not happy with the smell! I looked around and could see a lot of disgusted faces. I put everything on it, and the onions made it really honky!" Although none of her fellow passengers scolded the singer, Rowland already had her excuse readied in case someone did shout at her. "If I think I'm going to get into trouble I always say that I'm sick. They think you are too feeble for them to be angry with you."


Singer Bobby 'Ashy Monkeyknucles' Brown has been left with another career hangover after getting drunk and farting in Carnie Wilson's face on his latest reality TV show, Gone Country. But he'll be keen to forget the show's latest episode, after boasting about his love for alcohol, offending Wilson and then passing out in a stupor while his castmates shoveled horse dung on a ranch. Brown was so drunk he had to "sleep off" his over-indulgence while his castmates went to watch Cowboy Troy perform. As Wilson attempted to mother Brown on the cast tour bus, the boozy singer farted in her face as she attempted to take off his Adidas trainers, according to RollingStone.com. Wilson says, "His butt was about like one and a half feet from my mouth, and it was like a snappy wet river!

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KELLY ROWLAND DEFENDS KANYE WEST'S 'ARROGANT' ATTITUDE.; CALLS BEYONCE & MICHELLE 'SLOBS.'

Kelly Rowland's flapping off at the mouth again. This time she's defending Kanye West's 'arrogant' attitude. The singer insists the hip-hop star's self-belief is totally justified. She says the only reason West has an over-inflated ego is because he has the talent to back it up. Rowland also urges other artists to follow his example. She says, "People may see him go on stage and act cocky and arrogant but he's just honest, like: 'I'm good and I know I'm good.' What's wrong with that I wouldn't have (West's song) Stronger as my ringtone if he wasn't. In fact more artists should have a bit more of Kanye's self-belief. I know I'd like to have a piece of that."

Here's my two cents: Well, Kelly 'I can't seem to score a solo hit to save my life because my manager, Mathew Knowles, keeps his head so far up Beyonce's ass that if she turned the corner, she'd break his neck' Rowland, it would behoove your punk ass to possess a plethora of self-belief, that's for sure. It would also be in your best interest to develop a bad habit of standing up for yourself and demanding Papa Knowles to book you better touring gigs. Yeah, I said it.

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Just days ago, Rowland was labeling her former Destiny's Child bandmates as being messy slobs. The 26-year-old told music website urbanplanet.co.uk that touring with the hugely successful three-piece became nightmarish because of the slovenly habits of Beyonce and Michelle Williams. Though Rowland refused to rule out the chance of a Destiny's Child reunion, her comments suggest she is delighted to be touring solo, ahead of the release of her new album Ms. Kelly. "They're both slobs," she explained. "We would get on a tour bus and they'd flick off their shoes. And I’d be like, 'No! That’s the corner for shoes!' I'm a neat freak. I make them crazy," she added.

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NEW PICS: MEET THE CAST OF THE 3rd SEASON OF VH1'S 'FLAVOR OF LOVE 3.' PREMIERES MONDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 2008.

VH1 has unveiled the third round of (Flavor of Love 3) thirsty-ass, pressed-ass, camera-hogging, windmill fighting women willing to work harder than Stevie Wonder at the Soul Train Scramble Board in hopes of becoming Flavor Flav's boo...well, at least temporary, seeing as thought there just might be a fourth season. Am I the only one wondering which wanna-be actress and soon-to-be aspiring video 'vixen' will be the first to bed down Mr. Flav? Yall know what they say, right? Beauty is only a light switch away. LOL! Look at that freaking face to the left!!! Is this the same face belonging to the man who Deelishis said broke her heart when he decided to get back with his 4th, 5th or 6th baby mama?

Anyway, check out the faces and aliases of the 20 girls who should not only receive a clock (cause Lord knows they don't know what time it is) but also be clocked dead in the face for putting themselves on national television to make fools out of themselves. As I perused through each girl's stats list, I thought to myself, 'this season may be just a wee bit better than the previous two. While there are some girls whose jobs hold such titles as waitress a.k.a. 'Hooters' girl and full time baby mamas, there are other women who actually have career-type jobs such as 22-year old 'Saint Lewis.' She not only works as a hair stylist...but she also happens to own her salon. And New York native, 'Bee Ex' who works as an IT consultant as well as a promotional model. Then you have 'Grayve', a 25-year-old real estate company owner from Holcomb, Mississippi. But what will definitely put a twist on this season's Flavor of Love is the set of identical twins, 'Thing 1' and 'Thing 2'

Flavor of Love 3 premieres Monday, February 11 at 9pm on VH1.

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FIRST ROW (LEFT TO RIGHT): Bee-Ex is a 30-year-old who grew up in the Bronx. She says that her upbringing gave her street smarts and made her a bit rowdy; Bunz is proud of the junk in her trunk, hence her moniker; DYMZ is a 22-year-old from Atlanta who comes equipped with the tired reality show catchphrase, "I'm not on the show to make friends."; 28-year-old El is also from Atlanta. She's a passionate Latina who describes herself as aggressive, rude, fast, and hyper.

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SECOND ROW (LEFT TO RIGHT): Grayve is a 25-year-old real estate agent from Mississippi, and she also tastes great when poured over turkey. At age five she changed the pronunciation of her name from "Yvonne" to "Y-Vonne"; Hotlanta comes from Georgia, of course. She claims she's intimidated by loud, aggressive people, which makes me think she's on the wrong show. This 27-year-old doesn't stand a chance; Ice is a part time DJ and a full time Hooters waitress in Michigan, which gives her that extra touch of class that Flavor Flav requires in his women. People often tell this 21-year-old that she looks like Paris Hilton, which is incredibly insulting; Myammee is, weirdly enough, from Georgia, for real. The 23-year old describes herself as a tomboy in a Barbie body who always has to get the last word in. Can you guess where she works? Hooters!

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THIRD ROW, LEFT TO RIGHT: Peechee is a bit plus-sized, and also incredibly bubbly and upbeat; When she's not pulling Santa's sleigh, 26-year-old Prancer can often be found drunk and wearing sneakers with wheels in them; 26-year-old Houston native, Q-Tee, who certainly isn't one, wears a grill and has 13 tattoos; Rayna wants a man who is in touch with his spiritual side, which leaves me to wonder why the 24-year-old Chicago girl is on this show. She also works at Hooters, so I guess that explains it.

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4th ROW, LEFT TO RIGHT: Saint Lewis, who is from, um, Saint Louis, is a salon manager and party girl who is proud of the fact that she doesn't drink. The 22-year-old also considers herself a local celebrity in her Missouri town; 23-year-old Savanna is another Bronx girl. She'll lie, cheat, and steal to win Flav's affections if she has to; One girl who must have an interesting childhood trauma is Seezinz, a 25-year-old from Maryland, who says she's afraid of hair and intimidated by overweight people; 23-year-old Shore-Tee from Rhode Island, considers herself to be classy and beautiful.

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5th ROW, LEFT TO RIGHT: 24-year-old Shy considers herself a "masterpiece." The Chicago native can sing, tap dance, rap, act, and model; When Sinceeer isn't holding the letter E hostage, the 26-year-old San Diego native is busy as a single mother of two; Thing 1 and Thing 2 are 26-year-old twins who hail from California. They finish each other's sentences, dress the same, and share the same laugh, which is totally creepy; 25-year-old Tik shouldn't be confused with the arachnid of the same name. After all, arachnids can't wear watches, and this Texan has over 60 of them in her obsessive collection.

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