CLUB PICS: LIL KIM, YUNG JOC & QUEEN PEN CLUBBING IT UP IN NEW YORK CITY; YUNG JOC RESPONDS TO RUMORS THAT HE'S DATING KIM.

Lil Kim and Yung Joc got folks wondering if they're doing more than clubbing it up together. Last week rumors hit the urban blogosphere like a bolt of lightning after pictures of the alleged couple arriving together, partying it up up-close-and-personal and leaving Lil Kim's 33rd birthday party together at a club in Charlotte, North Carolina. However, according to hiphopchronicles.com, during a visit at Greensboro, North Carolina's 102 Jamz radio station, the rapper put those rumors to rest insisting he and Kim's relationship is strictly on a platonic 'brother/sister-type' level insisting they have no kind of physical relationship whatsoever. As a matter of fact, expect to hear Yung on a couple of tracks off of Lil Kim's latest album; also be on the lookout for a hot new track from Yung's new album Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood on which Kim is featured.

In the meantime and in between time--and if your eyes can stand to look at more pics of Kim looking an utter and true mess--then check out more pics of her and Yung Jock clubbing it up once again, along with rapper-turned-street-lit-author Queen Pen, at Club Taj in New York last week.

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PICS OF UTTER & EXTREME MADNESS OF LIL KIM IN THE CLUB.

Look at her face. Just look at it. Now that's that--and excuse my Swahili-- bullsh!t right there. Is it safe to assume she doesn't have any true friends or family members? Where is her mama? *throws hands up in exasperation* Come on, now Ms. Jones! It's a sin and a shame when you can't go up to your own daughter and tell her how much she resembles a little brown freaky-looking clown. I mean really. I know she scares the crap out of her mama anytime she walks up on her without notice. And dare I say she makes LaToya Jackson look....normal....or close to it? Okay now I'm just reaching. Well, I tried. Anywhoo, what I do know though is that Kim looks better in this mugshot photo than she does in any one of those pics below. Check her out as she attempts to get her style and profile on alongside some of her celebrity 'friends' such as Akon, Ne-Yo and Laurie 'boom-boom-cat' Gibson at The Plumm nightclub in New York City.

Just look at that face..especially that damn nose...and those drawn-on eyebrows, the wrinkled suit. Lord, what's wrong with her?!! I swear that's that bullsh!t!

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RANDOM PICS OF MADNESS: GOLDEN BROOKS & SOLANGE KNOWLES.

Would it kill people to take at least 10 seconds out of their day to take a glance at themselves in front of a mirror before leaving their homes? Would it? Pure, unadulterated f*ckery at its very finest is what you'll find below. And that's really all I have to say about that.

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NEW PICS: LATOYA JACKSON IN ALL OF HER PLASTIC GLORY....OR GORY!

As LaToya Jackson arrived for a promotional appearance at a department store in Munich last Thursday, it more apparent than ever that a catastrophic habit for plastic surgery runs in the family. The 51-year-old appears to be following in her younger brother footsteps, with her tightly pinched nose, impossibly smooth skin and uneven cheekbones leaving her appearance in a peculiar state (judging from the picture above, LaToya, Michael and Janet Jackson appear to be morphing into each other.) LaToya, who wore a cleavage and midriff baring outfit, once criticized Michael's obsession with going under the knife, blaming it on the violence and cruelty their father Joe showed towards his children. Michael had the operations to remove all resemblance to his parent, she said. It seems she's had a change of heart on the issue, developing her own penchant for altering her appearance with the help of a scalpel.

However LaToya (who I am convinced is the queen and originator of the slicked-down 'baby hair'! She's had it on locked since the mid-60s...before Michael) and Michael remain divided on other issues and a well-documented tumultuous relationship. During a 1993 news conference in Tel Aviv, LaToya publicly spoke out against Michael, accusing the Thriller singer of child molestation. She made the allegations as she said she could no longer remain a "silent collaborator" in her brother's "crimes against small, innocent children". He was further accused of child molestation in December. A trial followed in California which culminated in him being acquitted of all ten counts. Nevertheless his career went into freefall. LaToya's career hasn't faired much better - the release of her album Startin' Over has been postponed indefinitely.
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RANDOM PICS OF MADNESS: NAOMI CAMPBELL'S BARELY THERE HAIRLINE.

Uh, you would think with all the bitter bouts of bitching, whining, moaning, groaning and Blackberry-throwing Naomi does on a nearly daily basis, it would release enough stress in her life where it wouldn't show on her hairline or lack thereof. Here she is at the Metropolitan Opera Opening Night Gala at Lincoln Center in New York City on April 22, 2008.

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PIC: REMY MA'S (JAILHOUSE) WEDDING INVITATION.

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Since we may never see images of how beautiful of a bride Beyonce was on her wedding day, here's a spoofed picture of what rapper Remy Ma's--currently behind bars on Rikers Island while she awaits sentencing (April 23rd) on two counts of assault for shooting a former friend at an afterparty--wedding invitation....and what she may look like on her wedding day when she marries her fiancé and fellow Brooklyn rapper, Papoose, behind bars later this month. Remy and her hubby-to-be, initially made plans to become husband and wife on April 27th aboard a yacht. According Newsweek, about 200 weddings are performed each year at Rikers Island, which offers chaplains and chapels, said city Department of Correction spokesman Stephen Morello. Still, the rappers' nuptials will reflect the setting in some ways. Only two guests will be permitted, and the couple won't be allowed to wear rings with protruding gems.

In all seriousness though, Remy's charges stem from an incident last July when the rapper and Makeda Barnes-Joseph argued after leaving a mutual acquaintance's birthday party. Remy Ma (real name: Reminisce Smith) alleged Barnes-Joseph stole several thousand dollars from her purse that night; Barnes-Joseph was shot after the two struggled in her car. Remy Ma fled the scene in an SUV but crashed nearby. Neither the money nor the weapon have been found. The 26-year-old performer is being held without bail until her sentencing. She faces the possibility of up to 25 years in prison.
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FLAV'S ENGAGED?! SAY IT ISN'T SO!; 3rd SEASON TO HAVE A 'HAPPY ENDING.' + A RANDOM PIC OF DEELISHIS W/FLAV'S SISTERS.

Not that we really care about the following story due to the fact that Flavor Flav is old as hell (he'll be 50-years-old next month) and indisputably uglier than the law should allow, but word around the web is that although the former hype man is currently filming the third installment of VH1's top-rated reality show, Flavor of Love, in a quest to find 'true love', the alleged realness of it all is that he's reportedly (and) presently engaged to a woman outside of the contest who's carrying his baby. I guess the it's true what they say: Beauty is only a light switch away, but in this case, I just can't believe it. I really can't. "Right after season two wrapped Flav got yet another woman pregnant," a spy explained to the New York Post's Page Six. "He decided he was in love with her and they got engaged. He has a fiancée he's in love with and doesn't want to cheat on, but he'd already cashed his check that VH1 gave him for season three - and the show resurrected his career," the spy continued. "He was dead broke before, so he's doing it for his family." A rep for VH1 said, "Flav is not engaged. It's true he's on his eighth child but, as he's said in the past, he'd like 10. So there's two more to go."

Flav was conveniently dumped by his season-one winner Hoopz, while season-two champ Deelishis never even got a phone call from the Public Enemy rapper after the final reunion show. "I would have to say this (third) season has a very happy ending," executive producer Mark Cronin says. "You can't predict the future of a relationship, but this is the best choice of anybody he's ever made." Flav disagrees with complaints that the show disrespects women and plays up racial stereotypes. "You'll never see Flavor Flav disrespect women," he says. "To take a group of girls who grew up so different and put them in a house together for the first time, you're going to get conflict. It's not me making them do it. I ain't Flav Springer."

Poor Deelishis. In some strange and unbelievable way, she actually thought she was going to be the next Mrs. Flavor Flav. So much so that she formed a tight relationship with Flav's family, including his two sisters. And if you thought Cinderella's step-sisters were ugly as hell, you ain't seen nothing yet.

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Deelishis and her would-be-sister-in-laws at Flav's Comedy Central Roast.


Deelishis and Flav's mother, Mrs. Drayton at her son's Comedy Central Roast.

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CANDIDS: 'SCRUBS' STAR DONALD FAISON LOOKING LIKE A SCRUFFY-ASS SCRUB IN LOS ANGELES.

Uggggghhhhhhhhh! Scrubs star Donald Faison looking like a scrub while sporting a full beard while leaving Il Sole restaurant in Los Angeles on January 28, 2008 with an unidentified woman. Dude, this is not a good look....at all. Ewwww!!! Looking like a tall, light-skinned version of Big Baby Jesus. I'm through.

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NEW PICS FROM LOCAL TALLAHASSEE CELEBRITY, DJ DEMP'S 'DEMP WEEK RELOADED'

T-Pain isn't the only local award-winning celebrity in Tallahassee doing big things in the entertainment industry. Celebrity events from the 11th annual Demp Week bombarded Tallahassee, Florida last week (January 7-13). Demp Week is a week-long birthday celebration which was created in 1997 by Tallahassee native and celebrity tour DJ, DJ Demp (or as I call him, Darnell ...cause that's what his mama named him and that's the only name I've known him as). "Demp Week is a chance for everyone to get together and just relax and kick back and celebrate my birthday with me," said DJ Demp.

During Demp Week, parties were thrown Monday through Sunday, and each night held a new theme to celebrate DJ Demp's birthday. Events included: Game Night at Pockets Sports Pub; a campus 'On Da Set' invasion on FAMU's campus (my fellow Rattlers--as well as others--old and new, know all about the 'Set'!); a 'Who's Who Party' at The Moon nightclub featuring celebrity guests Rick Ross, Yung Joc, I Love New York 2's Midget Mac and Trick Daddy; 'The Ultimate Demp Week Fashion Show' hosted by rapper Ja Rule and featuring FAMU's Epicurean, Faces and Images modeling troupes followed by an after party at Baja's Beach Club. Demp Week wrapped with the Demp Comedy Jam at The Moon featuring comedian/actor Alex Thomas, comedian Lil Duval, and Miami DJ/comedian Benji Brown.

Below, you'll find pictures taken from several Demp Week events such as the fashion show with Ja Rule, the campus invasion on FAMU's 'Set' featuring cast members from BET's Colege Hill: Virgin Islands and BET's College Interns reality shows and the 'Who's Who Party' at The Moon. And let me warn you right now that you will come across several or more random pics of true and utter madness! Trust.

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AFTER THE JUMP VIEW MORE PICS FROM 'DEMP WEEK' & FIND OUT HOW DJ DEMP GOT TO WHERE HE IS TODAY & MUCH MORE!

Before finishing high school, Demp began making a name after creating Demp Productions. Soon after, he began spinning records at house parties and producing mix cds. His popularity and dj'ing services went into overdrive once his mix tapes got into the hands of the college crowds (specifically black fraternities and sororities) at F.A.M.U. and F.S.U., garnering the pint-size dj an entire new fan base. In 1996, dude 'went Hollywood'(that's small town talk for making it big) once he began touring with the Ghost Town DJs to promote one of the biggest summertime record of '96, My Boo (peep the video below). While on the road fulfilling his duties as Uncle Luke's official dj, Demp made it his mission to network and maintain contacts with other celebs. And it eventually paid off. By the time 1997 rolled in, Demp decided celebrating his birthday (January 9) one day a year wasn't the business. Subsequently, he gathered his celebrity contacts and other resources and commenced to planning a week full of events to celebrate his bornday. And there you have it: Demp Week was born and in full effect. Celebrities such as LisaRaye, Juvenile, So So Def, Nappy Roots, Twista, Ja Rule, Rick Ross, Trina, the And1 Mixtape ballers, Crime Mob, Field Mob, Cash Money and more (I just don't feel like looking all that shit up at the moment) have all shown their support to the Talley Ho dj.

To this day, Demp (who was recently nominated as DJ of the Year by the Radio One Dirty Awards and honored with the prestigious TJ's DJ's Tastemakers Award) continues to tour and spin records at the hottest celeb parties throughout Florida and beyond. But don't get it twisted though, Demp's an equal opportunity celeb dj. He not only spins records for rap artists, he also tweak the turntables for pro ball celebrities such as Clinton Portis of the Washington Redskins and Oakland Raiders' player Randy Moss.

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