'THE SHIT CELEBS SAY': KIM KARDASHIAN: 'I DON'T WANT TO PUBLICIZE MY RELATIONSHIP. I WANT TO KEEP IT AS PRIVATE AS POSSIBLE.'

Is she serious?!! I know good and damn well this chic can not be serious!! Regarding her relationship with Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian has gone on record as saying, "I don't want to publicize my relationship. I wanna keep whatever I can private and to myself and off camera." Now, if that doesn't put the lid on the jar, I don't know what does. She unabashedly flaunts her boy toy around Tinseltown and beyond--both candidly and at red carpet events--at her every convenience yet she doesn't want to 'publicized my relationship'? Seriously? Anywhoo, during the launch party celebrating the second season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians last Thursday, Kim told reporters her man will make a small cameo appearances on K.U.W.T.K. this season. Then this heffah-hussy began bitching and moaning about why she didn't want her lap dog on the show.

"You don’t want them (the media) to turn things into a negative so, like, my boyfriend, he might be on [the show] a little bit but I don’t really want him on the show, because like, what we do in my totally private time, I kind of want to keep that as private as possible so, it was a good thing that he was working during his football season while we were filming."

Girl, bye.

In related news, if Kim The Krybaby isn't careful about how she treats her family members, she may just find herself by herself. In one of the two cutting-room floor clips below, Kim throws a diva-fied bitch-fit and bawls her eyes out. Kim turned what was supposed to be family time into Kim and Reggie time. When Khloe calls her out on it, the diva screams, You guys all gang up on me and I'm tired of it. You guys are so mean to me!' I swear this is one time where I completely agree with everything Khloe throws at Kim. Everything.

In the second clip, Khloe and Khloe has obviously done something to piss Kim off to the point where she starts swinging that overnight bag she calls a purse and throwing punches at Khloe before calling her an 'f-ing bitch.' But that still doesn't stop her sisters from putting her in her place and clowning her ass before she leaves. Khloe is better than me (and bigger) because I would have definitely gave Kim a swift and sanctified kick in those two silicone-induced cheeks she calls an ass.

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LL COOL J. CONTINUES TO PORTRAY BITCHASSNESS TENDENCIES TOWARD HIS FORMER BOSS, JAY-Z; CALLS HIS FANS 'HATERS'.

It looks as though LL Cool J still can't manage to keep his piehole shut and let bygones be bygones. The rapper has stirred up more trouble with his former record label boss, Jay-Z, by insisting the departing Def Jam president failed his artists. The rap veteran has one more Def Jam release on his contract before he quits the label too. But, before he leaves, he's keen to let the industry know what he thinks about the 99 Problems hitmaker. Speaking out about the music mogul in Sister 2 Sister magazine, LL Cool J says, "It's been a great business for him, but it has been not so great for a lot of the artists that were there (at Def Jam) previously. We have to be very careful when we talk about it because, for some strange reason, his fans... start thinking, like, you're hating when you're just being real."

LL Cool J (real name James Todd Smith) also suggests Jay-Z was only given the Def Jam top job because the label's top executives wanted "to show the world that they still cared about hip-hop and they felt like giving him the job would show the world that." Jay-Z quit his post as president of Def Jam Records in December (07) and was alleged to be planning to start his own venture on another label.

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INJURED AUDIENCE MEMBER SUES THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW.

A woman is suing The Oprah Winfrey Show after she allegedly suffered serious injuries during a stampede to locate prime seats at the taping of the talk show. Orit Greenberg claims she was pushed down a flight of stairs by other Oprah audience members as they rushed into Harpo Studios in Chicago, Illinois in December 2006. Greenberg, who filed her complaint in Cook County Circuit Court in Illinois on Wednesday (19Mar08), alleges she and an "excess number of patrons" assembled in a waiting room before the show, and were then told to enter the studio and sit "where they wanted". At that point, she claims Winfrey's fans "rushed the gate" to the studio.

Greenberg accuses Winfrey's production company Harpo of failing to adequately control the crowd, reports website TMZ.com. After suffering "severe and permanent injuries" from the incident, Greenberg is seeking over $50,000 for medical care and other damages from Harpo and The Oprah Winfrey Show.

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