WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL RIHANNA TO STOP LYING? SINGER CLAIMS SHE'S 'LONELY' AND DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO DATE.

This heffah here....!! This girl has the nerve, the gall and the audacity to say that life on the road is really 'lonely' for her. Now, yes, we all know that although Rihanna and Chris have yet to confirm their relationship, even Stevie Wonder can see that they're dating. So her playing this 'woe is me, I'm single and so lonely and I don't have any time to date anyone' card gets my goat something proper-like. In a recent interview, Rihanna stated, "It's not all honey and treacle (that's 'peaches and cream' for those of us who didn't know what the hell 'treacle' meant). I've had no more than seven days off in the past 18 months. My schedule is punishing. And I do get lonely sitting around in hotels in cities I don't know. I don't have time to date."

Oh, really now Rihanna? So allllllllllllllllll those photos of them jet skiing in Maryland and Barbados with her family, skateboarding in NYC (last week, I might add), chilling in a jacuzzi clubbing and then leaving clubs together here in the States as well as overseas, her visits to him on his movie sets just last week, his visits to her on the set of her music video just late last month, snuggled up and liplocking in Kentucky Fried Chicken and Popeyes, attending amusement parks in California, frolicking and liplocking in a swimming pool like young lovers while in Jamaica, walking hand in hand on the beaches of Cancun, grocery food shopping/clothes shopping together in Hollywood and New York City were all just for show? What was that about...because all of that happened in the last seven months. I swear to God she better stop playing with me this Friday evening.

Girl, just shut up and don't say nothing. I spent damn near 20 minutes trying to find a pic to post with this blog entry but had a hard time because there are so many candid pics of her and Chris to choose from. And she talking 'bout she lonely?! Yeah, you lonely: in your mind.

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IN TODAY'S 'THIS NIGGAH, HERE' NEWS: DIDDY SAYS HIS ASSAULT VICTIM'S JAW 'RAN INTO MY STATIONARY OPEN HAND.'

Have you ever read something that some celeb has said that was so outrageous, outlandish and unbelievable, it made you wanna just throw your hands up in frustration and exclaim to anyone within earshot and yell out, 'This niggah, here!' Well, that's what I did when I came across the following article.

Sean 'Diddy' Combs has defended himself against accusations he assaulted a man at a post-Oscars party last year (2007) - by insisting the alleged victim ran into his "stationary open hand". The rap mogul stands accused of punching Gerard Rechnitzer in the jaw after the 27-year-old objected to Combs' attempts to woo his fiancee at a Roosevelt Hotel party in Hollywood in February 2007.

Last month (Jan '08), four people came forward with eyewitness accounts backing Rechnitzer's claims. But in legal papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, Combs argues that all he did was try to protect himself from Rechnitzer, who is seeking unspecified damages in a lawsuit filed in March 2007. Combs' documents, obtained by website TMZ.com, read: "(Rechnitzer) continued moving toward me and, without warning, lunged at me. "Instinctively, I outstretched one of my hands, which hand was not closed-fisted (sic), to shield myself... "Any contact between Mr. Rechnitzer and myself was caused by his forward motion against my stationary open hand."

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BRANDY'S MOM, SONJA NORWOOD SUES KIM K. & HER SIBLINGS FOR STEALING; KIM K. DENIES IT. SAYS SHE'LL SEE HER IN COURT.

Somebody lying. Brandy's mama, Sonja Norwood, is suing her son, Ray J. ex-girlfriend and soft-porn co-star, Kim 'I don't need any money for a sex porn tape because my rich daddy left me enough to last a lifetime' Kardashian for racking up over $100,000 on her Am ex card in 2006, 2007. Kim says she didn't do it. But I'll bet dollars to donuts that she's lying. Norwood's first choice was to avoid suing the Kardashians for alleged credit card abuse, but, she says, they gave her no other choice. "I did not want to commence litigation against the Kardashian family without conducting an exhaustive investigation into the charges and discussing all options, including criminal prosecution, with my family," Norwood said in a statement Tuesday.

"After Ray J and Brandy urged me not to file criminal charges because of their prior friendship, I decided to afford the Kardashians an opportunity to resolve this matter without a lawsuit," Norwood said. "When the fraudulent charges were brought to their attention, they apologized profusely, and advised us, through their attorneys, that they would pay the debt in full. However, they have since reneged on that promise."

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In the lawsuit, which names Kim Kardashian as well as siblings Khloe, Kourtney and Robert Jr., the R&B singer's mother claims she had only given authorization for one purchase in 2004 on the Norwood American Express card. Kim at the time was a stylist for Brandy, and Brandy's brother, Ray J, also appeared in the infamous sex tape with Kim. Norwood claims Kardashian made extra unauthorized purchases and passed on the credit card number to her siblings, who also made unauthorized purchases – including items bought at their two family-owned clothing stores, Dash and Smooch and "other stores that I have never visited to take advantage of me. I very much look forward to having the Kardashians account for their misconduct in a court of law," according to Norwood. The suit also claims in 2006, the Kardashian siblings amassed $62,793.83 in unauthorized charges. And, in 2007, they spent another $57,841.82 on the card, totaling $120,635.65.

Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian has come forward to deny Norwood's allegations, telling People magazine that she and her family members made all of their purchases with Mrs. Norwood's permission. "We have her signature on all items," Kardashian told the magazine. Her spokesperson says, "The charges against the Kardashians are meritless. Both Kim and Khloe were employed by the Norwoods and never used their credit cards without their express authorisation. The Kardashian family looks forward to proving the absurdity of these claims in a court of law."

Sonja Norwood's lawsuit seeks the return of the money plus 10 percent interest.

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