Saturday, July 21, 2007

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Wednesday, July 4, 2007

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Monday, January 22, 2007

BLOGGER'S NOTE

BLOGGER'S NOTE: Poor, poor Kelly. This girl would rather stand in her BFF's shadow than demand her record label and managers that they need to get the molasses out of their asses and do their job. The June '07 Vibe mag episode said it all. Beyonce released B'Day (which sold more than 3 million units) in 2006. Kelly was set to release her new album in June of 2007. So what were the reasons for Kelly being bumped and replaced by Beyonce? If that wasn't bad enough, Beyonce not only snatches Kelly's cover, but goes and re-releases a deluxe edition of B'Day just before Kelly's sophomore effort hit shelves. Can Beyonce be capable of being that thirsty and selfish? What's even worse is the fact that the feature cover story that once belonged to Kelly turned into a one page article titled 'Hiding in Plain Sight.' I guess granting Kelly a full article would've taken too much shine from Beyonce's feature story.

You can not tell me she wasn't the least bit pissed about that.

It doesn't surprise me one bit that Beyonce would use her power to outshine anyone she thinks is trying to take her spot. She pulled a similar shiesty move when former Destiny's Child member, Letoya Luckett prepared to release her solo album. At the time, Beyonce went on record saying that she wouldn't release her new album until after she finished wrapping and promoting Dreamgirls. But when Letoya released her album in July of 2006 and began receiving accolades something proper-like, Beyonce couldn't take the heat and put a stop to Letoya's shine quick, fast and in a hurry and made plans to work overtime (she said she discreetly recorded the entire album in a week) in order to release her new album several months before she'd originally planned. She makes it painfully obvious that she's a poor sport when it comes to competition....even when that competition involves her 'sister' Kelly. Just tragic! Talk about being nickel slick. But we got your penny change, Bey.

And to Kelly: seek help immediately. It's incomprehensible how you welcome and embrace the sidekick role so expeditiously.
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Saturday, January 1, 2000

'SEX & CELEBRITIES: THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, THE NAKED TRUTH' BOOK EXCERPT.

=======EXCERPT FROM CHAPTER 5 OF SEX & CELEBRITIES: THE TRUTH,THE WHOLE TRUTH, THE NAKED TRUTH.'=======
Anyway, there I was, in a position I had never been in, laying in bed with the Queen Bee, ready to eat her pussy. We were in some exquisitely designed bedroom, where she was dressed in a thong…period. We were drinking Cristal, and I couldn’t believe I was about to have sex with a chick. I felt a little weird, although I do chix with chix parties, and have a series of chix with chix DVD’s. I have seen it in person at clubs, and have been asked by chicks to have it done, but I have never done it, or had it done to me by a chick. But all that shit aside, Lil Kim and I were touching, rubbing, and before I knew it, we were playing in each other’s pussy with our fingers. Her ass was so soft, I kept touching and grabbing it. I’d never felt anybody’s ass as soft as mine, and her titties were huge and pretty. Her nipples got hard instantly as I licked all over them. She was rubbing my clit and grabbing my ass. She pulled me on top of her, and somehow made her clit press a button on mine. We were grinding clits, and it felt unbelievably good.

I figured she knew what she was doing, cause my pussy was dripping wet. We were both moaning, and I didn’t think she could feel my pussy juices, because as she slid her fingers between my lips. When she felt how wet she had gotten me, she got a surge of adrenaline and said, "Oh my God, girl, you’re so wet, let me…" and she leaned up and grabbed my leg to motion me to turn my ass to her face. I did, and we were in the sixty-nine position, with her on the bottom. I said, "Let me get a towel to wipe some of the pussy juice off my ass." She said, "No, I got you," and started softly kissing my ass cheeks. Her lips were so soft, I felt like I was cumming already. I was so excited.

She rubbed and kissed my ass, and I rubbed her clit, slowly inserting a little bit of my finger in her pussy. It was wet and tight. It felt strange, because I was feeling the inside of another woman’s pussy walls. I was nervous, and didn’t want to do anything stupid. As she started letting her tongue tap on my pussy lips, I was freaking out. Her tongue was so warm and soft, flickering from the front to the back, then kissing and sucking my clit, all in one motion. I stopped with my finger, and opened her legs, to lick the creases of her thighs, while we were still in the sixty-nine position. I started at her ass, dripping spit down the crack, and my finger slightly rubbing it with the softest touch. She loved it. I then replaced my finger with my tongue all around her asshole. I patted and licked, and felt her asshole tighten up as she moaned louder. I slowly licked around her lips.I started putting my fingers in her as....
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