Leave it up to shock jock-turned-television talk show host Wendy Williams to conjure up such tactless (well, I did find one or two of her predictions rather funny) predictions for the new year. And who knows: unlike famed psychic Sylvia Brown, maybe Wendy's predictions may actually come true. Check out several of them below and judge for yourself.
BEYONCE WILL CHEAT ON JAY-Z: Beyonce is getting tired of Jay; not enough to leave him (because even she realizes the cash camel that Jay is), but enough to let a backup dancer or a hot upcoming one hit wonder blow her back out.
FLAVOR FLAV & NEW YORK WILL END UP DOING A SITCOM TOGETHER: It will come to a point this year when people really will not care about either one of these donkeys anymore. BLOGGER'S NOTE: Hold the hell up! Now, I know Wendy knows she is the last person to be calling someone a damn donkey...especially when she look like...well nevermind. Back to the predictions... So what will VH1 do? Combine the worst of both worlds and do a new reality show based on Flav and New York trying to have a relationship with each other. *crickets*
THE FIRST EVER GAY SEX TAPE FEATURING TWO PROMINENT HIP HOP ARTISTS WILL SURFACE: It's only a matter of time. A lot of artists almost got pulled out the closet kicking and screaming in 2007, do you not think one of these ecstasy-induced idiots is stupid enough to tape a How You Doing encounter? Wait and see...
BEYONCE WILL CHEAT ON JAY-Z: Beyonce is getting tired of Jay; not enough to leave him (because even she realizes the cash camel that Jay is), but enough to let a backup dancer or a hot upcoming one hit wonder blow her back out.
FLAVOR FLAV & NEW YORK WILL END UP DOING A SITCOM TOGETHER: It will come to a point this year when people really will not care about either one of these donkeys anymore. BLOGGER'S NOTE: Hold the hell up! Now, I know Wendy knows she is the last person to be calling someone a damn donkey...especially when she look like...well nevermind. Back to the predictions... So what will VH1 do? Combine the worst of both worlds and do a new reality show based on Flav and New York trying to have a relationship with each other. *crickets*
THE FIRST EVER GAY SEX TAPE FEATURING TWO PROMINENT HIP HOP ARTISTS WILL SURFACE: It's only a matter of time. A lot of artists almost got pulled out the closet kicking and screaming in 2007, do you not think one of these ecstasy-induced idiots is stupid enough to tape a How You Doing encounter? Wait and see...READ MORE OF WENDY WILLIAMS CELEBRITY PREDICTIONS AFTER THE JUMP!
T.I. WILL JOIN MICHAEL VICK IN PRISON: I know everyone below the Mason Dixon line doesn't want it to happen, but T.I.P. is going down. When you buy enough weapons to supply a small country and you're an ex-dope boy, it doesn't take a donkey to figure this one out...
OJ WILL COMMIT SUICIDE: OJ is going to prison, he knows he's going to prison, but he's not going to allow himself to go to prison. He's going to lead police on a wild chase on national TV once again and he's going to blow this brains out on national TV. Strike up the sad music....
BRITNEY SPEARS WILL COMMIT SUICIDE: Britney is being pushed to her breaking point. I can just see her taking a fist full of pills and ending it all. Dead on the kitchen floor with no panties on while the kids are visiting and one of them has to dial 9-1-1 and I don't think either child is mentally capable of the task...
THE WENDY WILLIAMS TALK SHOW WILL BE BETTER THAN STAR JONES BEFORE THE GASTRIC BYPASS !: Yes, my talk show will be bigger than Tyra, not quite Oprah. I have been the best-kept secret for 21 years and now it's time to let the world know what NYC has always known. It's room for all of us on the block, I respect Oprah, but Tyra, you can put that where? Back there...SOURCE: HHW
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