Remember: God don't like ugly. And one quick glance at Khia and you'll know that she and He ain't friends. Looking like a cross between the Hawaiian Punch man and Lil Wayne's identical twin sister. Khia has played herself to the nth degree. Any respect and admiration anyone has or has ever had for her will dissipate after watching the first five minutes of tonight's episode of VH1 reality show, Ego Trip's Miss Rap Supreme, where wanna-be female emcees compete for $100,000 and the title of Miss Rap Supreme. MC Search and rapper Yo-Yo act act hosts and judges on the show. In last week's premiere episode, contestants who fell victim to the elimination round, were instructed to write an original 16-bar verse. Long story short: when it was Khia's turn on the mic, ol girl spit the most whacked-out 16 bars I have ever heard in my life. And in the end, it was that same 16-bar verse that landed her in the bottom two. Here's a little snippet: R-e-s-p-e respect me/R-e-s-p-e respect me/Respect me/If you want to be with me/You gotta respect me/If I give you this pussy/You gonna respect me/Anywhere you see me/You better respect me/Anywhere that we be/You know to respect me/If you choose to be with me/You gotta respect me/Act a fool out in these streets/Cause you gonna respect me....' LISTEN TO TRACK HEREAt the end of her tired rap, Search let Khia know how disappointed he was in her performance and that she would be skating on thin ice if she ever spit that kind of crap again. Surprisingly, he also praised Lionezz, the other girl in the bottom two with Khia, telling Khia that Lionezz had spit more fire in her 16 bar verse better than anything Khia could ever write. Ouch. Back at the house, Khia went on a rampant calling Search a hater for dissing her and her rhyming abilities. 'He is such a hater! Talkin' 'bout he couldn't understand it. It wasn't meant for you to understand! You ain't from my hood! I PAID MY DUES! RESPECT ME!'
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Later on that same night, the ladies were awaken by a visit from Search. He told Khia that after he heard her rhyme, he later realized that he'd heard it somewhere before. Upon further investigation, it was revealed that Khia's original 16-bar verse was actually a recorded track which appears on her 2006 Gangstress album. This is a direct violation of contest rules. Pissed off to his highest level of pisstification, Search gave Khia an embarrassing tongue-lashing before quickly dismissing her from the competition and told her to pack up her stuff and 'step off.' Khia's defense? Ol' girl tried to justify her reasons for cheating by stating, 'Nobody sit and wrote anything just straight off the dome. He's [Search] a joke. I'm already an established artist. I don't need this.' Someone should recommend she contact a lawyer and look into suing Mother Nature for malpractice of the mouth.
It's bad enough that while the majority of the girls are just about as whack (if not whacker) as Khia is on the mic, in the beginning there were a couple of girls who actually looked up to her, being that she has sold 800,000 records and already knew what the business is about. However, there were several others, such as rapper Ms. Cherry, who clowned her as a joke and a one-hit wonder every chance she got. If you watch tonight's show, you'll see how that situation came back and bit her in the ass. Personally, I thought they would keep Khia on the show because she caused so much chicken-head drama and bitchassness in the house, which would have probably garnered the show higher ratings (yeah, right?!). Hell, Khia was the only reason I watched the show: just so I could see her make a damn fool of herself. But because she violated contest rules, I guess Search had no other choice but to disqualify her. Lionezz returned to the competition.
So in the end, Khia remains what she has been since her one and only hit, My Neck, My Back, blew up back in 2002: a washed up, whack-verse spitting, one-hit wonder of a rapper whose only claim to so-called fame is the aforementioned single and a forgettable hook on Janet's album, 20 Y.O. Someone at VH1 deemed her ass worthy enough of giving her a second shot at [a piece of] fame and what does she do? She goes and ultimately fucks up her chances at winning $100gs all because her fraudulent fronting ass couldn't come up with an original 16-bar verse. 'Seasoned' rapper my ass. Now, how is she going to demand respect after this debacle she brought on herself? I bet Wendy Williams and Janet Jackson somewhere laughing her ass off at this chick.
Call this a spoiler if you want to. But the only reason I won't label it as such is because I'm sure folks aren't really checking for this show like that. It was Khia's blatant stupidity and 'higher than thou' attitude that compelled me to write this blog post.
READ KHIA'S LONG-ASS REASONS FOR EARLY DISMISSAL FROM THE SHOW BY CLICKING THIS LINK.
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