I know how many folks feel about Usher's marriage to that lady, but which one of yall called Usher's baby ugly? Because I know it
wasn't me. Whatever the case may be, dude is spazzing the hell out about it. I guess he has a right to...this time. The proud papa told
The New York Post's Page Six that he was upset at the rumors claiming he tried (unsuccessfully) to sell photos of his son, Usher V to several mainstream magazines...because he has no intention whatsoever of allowing his son's face to be plastered on magazine covers.
"In no way would I ever pimp out my child for money. What makes you a man more than being a father to your child? I recognize I gave anonymity away when I became an artist, but to have people try to paint a horrible picture of what's so beautiful - it's obvious someone is trying to stop something so beautiful. I am livid that people talk about my child." Sounds mad, doesn't he? He couldn't have been too upset because both he
and his son's face will grace the cover of
Essence magazine's Father's Day issue next month. For what it's worth, Usher did the cover free of charge.
"I ever pimp out my child for money." What a way to burn bridges, Ush.
Moving on. The life-sized version of a Monchichi doll has also felt the need, once again, to defend that old, walking negro spiritual he calls a wife's honor. The same wife who has caught much-deserved static for the elimination of Usher's manager (his mama), publicist, security team and anyone else he may have erased from his life after hooking up with her. Now, he wants to set the record straight. "I stand by her as a man loving my wife and being there for my child...Opinions are like [bleep]holes. Everybody's got one. What I will say is, this is my wife and I would hope that [people] would respect my wife and my marriage and who I have chosen to spend my life with." Now on this issue I wish he'd just shut the hell up. Dude, if she's the woman you want to spend your life with, then do it and keep that damn hole between your nose and chin shut. Got the nerve to tell folks to 'get over it.' Um, have you gotten over it, Mr. Curious George? Don't nobody want her but you...and don't nobody want you but her. (and yes, I used all kinds of double negatives in that last sentence.)
Spending the last two years trying to convince the public of the unending love you have for her sounds like you're trying to convince yourself that you're in this for the long haul more than anything else. The only time folks are all up in your personal business is when you're bitching about it. You don't see Beyonce going off on anyone who calls her man Joe Camel or how the main reason he has any swagger at all is because he's with her...and you damn sure don't see Jay-Z threatening to 'whoop' folks asses for saying Bey resembles an Amalfi coast seahorse who has a permanent look of vacancy on its face. Just take a page out of their book and shut the f*ck up.
NOW YALL KNOW I GOT MORE TO SAY! CLICK 'READ MORE AFTER THE JUMP!' TO CONTINUE READING MY RANT.Anywhoo, it's kind of funny how you're the first person to scream at folks to stay out of your personal life and how it has nothing to do with your private life...but then you turn around and record an entire album about it. If you're going to make it a point to constantly defend her to the public, why dedicate an album about it and commence to force feed it down the public's throats? Especially when you know that chances are some folks are going to clown you about it? Fool, if it's for her, give that shit to her to listen to by herself. People don't wanna know how you two conniving, adulterous adults came to be or how you all get down in the bedroom, player. It's bad enough she looks like she could be your Aunt Willie Mae. Dude, we don't need the visual. And that's real talk too. NEWSFLASH, BITCHY POO: if you want folks to love and adore your wife as much as you claim you do, then you should pack up her, your son and the rest of your 'add Usher in and stir' family and relocate to the world of Utopia. Good luck in finding it.
Usher showed his bitch-made true colors to his haters and his fans when he went on a tangent in the hopes of shutitng down his number one fan site, threatening fly jock, Tom Joyner and going off on anyone who asked his ex-girlfriend Chilli about him. Dude, your own mama didn't attend any one of your weddings to the 'love of your life.' Your own mama! That says a lot. A whole lot.
Regarding talk that his album underwhelmed a few critics, Usher fumed, "It was just finished on Friday! And no one but a few international journalists have heard it yet. Everybody responded very well to it. "They noted that it was very courageous to take this direction in my music...They called it timeless." In addition to Essence, Usher will grace the covers of Entertainment Weekly and Vibe and has already booked a coveted slot on Saturday Night Live.
Quotes taken from New York Post's Page Six gossip column.
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