Friday, May 2, 2008

YOU ALL HAVE PISSED USHER OFF TENFOLD! SINGER DEFENDS WIFE'S 'HONOR'; REVEALS WHY HE WON'T PIMP HIS SON'S PICS + MUCH MORE!

I know how many folks feel about Usher's marriage to that lady, but which one of yall called Usher's baby ugly? Because I know it wasn't me. Whatever the case may be, dude is spazzing the hell out about it. I guess he has a right to...this time. The proud papa told The New York Post's Page Six that he was upset at the rumors claiming he tried (unsuccessfully) to sell photos of his son, Usher V to several mainstream magazines...because he has no intention whatsoever of allowing his son's face to be plastered on magazine covers."In no way would I ever pimp out my child for money. What makes you a man more than being a father to your child? I recognize I gave anonymity away when I became an artist, but to have people try to paint a horrible picture of what's so beautiful - it's obvious someone is trying to stop something so beautiful. I am livid that people talk about my child." Sounds mad, doesn't he? He couldn't have been too upset because both he and his son's face will grace the cover of Essence magazine's Father's Day issue next month. For what it's worth, Usher did the cover free of charge. "I ever pimp out my child for money." What a way to burn bridges, Ush.

Moving on. The life-sized version of a Monchichi doll has also felt the need, once again, to defend that old, walking negro spiritual he calls a wife's honor. The same wife who has caught much-deserved static for the elimination of Usher's manager (his mama), publicist, security team and anyone else he may have erased from his life after hooking up with her. Now, he wants to set the record straight. "I stand by her as a man loving my wife and being there for my child...Opinions are like [bleep]holes. Everybody's got one. What I will say is, this is my wife and I would hope that [people] would respect my wife and my marriage and who I have chosen to spend my life with." Now on this issue I wish he'd just shut the hell up. Dude, if she's the woman you want to spend your life with, then do it and keep that damn hole between your nose and chin shut. Got the nerve to tell folks to 'get over it.' Um, have you gotten over it, Mr. Curious George? Don't nobody want her but you...and don't nobody want you but her. (and yes, I used all kinds of double negatives in that last sentence.)

Spending the last two years trying to convince the public of the unending love you have for her sounds like you're trying to convince yourself that you're in this for the long haul more than anything else. The only time folks are all up in your personal business is when you're bitching about it. You don't see Beyonce going off on anyone who calls her man Joe Camel or how the main reason he has any swagger at all is because he's with her...and you damn sure don't see Jay-Z threatening to 'whoop' folks asses for saying Bey resembles an Amalfi coast seahorse who has a permanent look of vacancy on its face. Just take a page out of their book and shut the f*ck up.

NOW YALL KNOW I GOT MORE TO SAY! CLICK 'READ MORE AFTER THE JUMP!' TO CONTINUE READING MY RANT.

Anywhoo, it's kind of funny how you're the first person to scream at folks to stay out of your personal life and how it has nothing to do with your private life...but then you turn around and record an entire album about it. If you're going to make it a point to constantly defend her to the public, why dedicate an album about it and commence to force feed it down the public's throats? Especially when you know that chances are some folks are going to clown you about it? Fool, if it's for her, give that shit to her to listen to by herself. People don't wanna know how you two conniving, adulterous adults came to be or how you all get down in the bedroom, player. It's bad enough she looks like she could be your Aunt Willie Mae. Dude, we don't need the visual. And that's real talk too.
NEWSFLASH, BITCHY POO: if you want folks to love and adore your wife as much as you claim you do, then you should pack up her, your son and the rest of your 'add Usher in and stir' family and relocate to the world of Utopia. Good luck in finding it.
Usher showed his bitch-made true colors to his haters and his fans when he went on a tangent in the hopes of shutitng down his number one fan site, threatening fly jock, Tom Joyner and going off on anyone who asked his ex-girlfriend Chilli about him. Dude, your own mama didn't attend any one of your weddings to the 'love of your life.' Your own mama! That says a lot. A whole lot.

Regarding talk that his album underwhelmed a few critics, Usher fumed, "It was just finished on Friday! And no one but a few international journalists have heard it yet. Everybody responded very well to it. "They noted that it was very courageous to take this direction in my music...They called it timeless." In addition to Essence, Usher will grace the covers of Entertainment Weekly and Vibe and has already booked a coveted slot on Saturday Night Live.

Quotes taken from New York Post's Page Six gossip column.

6 comments:

Sharissa said...

I WOULD HAVE COMMENTED ON THIS STORY EARLIER BUT I WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL I GOT HOME. AFTER READING YOUR POST ON USHER, I HAVE DECIDED TO NEVER, EVER, EVER, VISIT YOUR SITE AGAIN!

Reading that shit at work had me laughing so hard at work, I had all kinds of peeps thinking I was crazy! LMAO! You are too much, SG! Too much! And although I understand where Usher is coming from, I have to say that you made some very valid points. Funny as hell, but very valid nonetheless. I emailed this link to a couple of girlfriends and they agree. Now we can't help but to wonder if we buy his album, will our money go towards keeping up Tameka's fabulous lifestyle.

PBF said...

LOL, first off I love your site you always keep it real. I am 100% with you. Usher is a media ho. He loves it but the minute someone says something bad about him he can't handle it. Well guess what Usher you are a celebrity, get over yourself. Celebrities are always being talked about that's the life. do ever notice how Tameka goes everywhere he goes? I give this marriage two years.

STACEY12003 said...

I WAS STARTING TO VISIT YOUR SITEON A REGULAR BASIS BUT THE BASELESS BASHING AND UNWARRANTED DISGRUNTLENESS TOWARDS USHER'S WIFE IS UNACCEPTABLE ....I REFUSE TO VISIT YOU SITE ...AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH A SPIRITUAL WALKING NEGRO I BET YOU RATHER SEE A SPIRITUAL WALKING BLOND ....YOU RUINED IT .I CAN'T GET PAST THAT COMMENT

STACEY12003 said...

I WAS STARTING TO VISIT YOUR SITEON A REGULAR BASIS BUT THE BASELESS BASHING AND UNWARRANTED DISGRUNTLENESS TOWARDS USHER'S WIFE IS UNACCEPTABLE ....I REFUSE TO VISIT YOU SITE ...AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH A SPIRITUAL WALKING NEGRO I BET YOU RATHER SEE A SPIRITUAL WALKING BLOND ....YOU RUINED IT .I CAN'T GET PAST THAT COMMENT

SouthernBlackGurl said...

Wooooooooooooooooooooow.

Well, Stacy if you want to stop visiting my blog on the sole strength of what I said about Tameka, then that's your decision. It's very rare (and if I'm not mistaken, this may be the first time) that I have lost a reader because of what I have said about one celebrity....well, not even a celebrity...the wife of a celebrity.

It's too bad though. But I refuse to change my views on how I feel about anyone or anything just to pacify readers. That's not what blogging is all about. If I busted my ass to cater to my readers every whim, I'd pass out and die of exhaustion.

Just know that if you ever decide to come back, I'll be here...my views won't change, but I'll still be here. I take no offense whatsoever to your comments because that's how you feel and you're entitled. We all are. Therefore, I would like to thank you so much for supporting Real Gossip 101 during the time that you were here. :)

Anonymous said...

I BUY THE ESSENCE JUNE MAG USHER WAS NOT THE COVER OF IT WITH HIS CHILD HE WAS INSIDE BUT IT WAS A OLD ONE USHER LIED ABOUT BEING IN THE ESSENCE MAG COVER OR INSIDE WITH SON. I GUESS TAMEKA WONT 12M FROM THEM AFTER ALL TO SHOW USHER AND HIS SON ON THE COVER. WHAT A DAME SHAME.

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