KIM KARDASHIAN NEWS: SOCIALITE TICKETED FOR SPEEDING THROUGH SCHOOL ZONE; SAYS SHE WANTS TO LAUNCH A SINGING CAREER; SOLICITS 'D.W.S' VOTES.

As if some of you really cared. Attention whoremonger, Kim Kardashian, was recently stopped for speeding through a school district. The socialite was reportedly rushing home after finishing rehearsals for Dancing With The Stars on Wednesday when she was pulled over by a police officer and booked for speeding and driving with tinted windows. Kim accepted she was driving too fast and did not argue with the law enforcement officer. Now, that little tidbit may have had some of you all rolling your eyes and wondering why in the hell I posted it in the first place. So, if you thought that was bad, read on.....

In the meantime and in between time, Kardashian says she intends to launch---wait for it---a singing career when the series is over, claiming, 'I would be down with starting a pop career, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing.' The 27-year-old has already started thinking about which artists she would like to collaborate with. She added: "I would love to work with Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake." Somebody, please tell her to stop playing.

And as if all of that wasn't enough, on Sunday afternoon, Kim coerced her family members (and then again, maybe she didn't have to if they're as camera hoggish as she is) into wearing t-shirts that read 'Vote for Kim' and 'Team Kardashian' to support her and her dancing partner during the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars. Kim's mom, four sisters, brother Robert and his Cheetah Girls girlfriend Adrienne Bailon all donned the personalized tees as they shopped, filmed scenes for their reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians and strolled around in Beverly Hills. All of this comes in advance of the big 3-night Dancing with the Stars season premiere event, which kicks off on ABC starting Monday September 22 at 8/7c.

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TYSON 'BUSH IT BABY' BECKFORD BARES ALL AT MARIE CLAIRE FASHION EVENT.

To say Tyson Beckford literally showed his ass this past weekend would be an understatement. The model and judge of Bravo's reality show Make Me a Super Model obviously wasn't afraid to bare all when he jumped into a swimming pool butterball-butt naked at the Marie Claire Fashion with Heart Cocktail Party in Darlinghurst last Friday in Sydney, Australia. Peep the pics below.

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ATLANTA WOMAN FILES RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST NBA PLAYER SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.

Last week Shaquille O'Neal's wife Shaunie publicly announced that she and her husband, who were on the verge of divorce, had decided to nix their divorce proceedings and continue their marriage. I wonder what was Shaunie's reaction when she learned that a Alexis Miller, an Atlanta-based rapper who goes by the stage name MaryJane, filed a restraining order against Shaq for allegedly stalking her after she ended their romantic relationship last month. According to court documents Alexis claimed that Shaq 'threatened to hurt her' and 'harassed' her over the phone with his heavy-ass breathing. For some reason, I can believe it. Dude looks like he snores even when he's wide awake. Anyhoo, court papers also claim that Shaq 'threatened to blackball her from the recording industry by paying established artists....$50,000 each for their agreement to refuse to perform or record with her in the future..." and that Shaq sent her "an unsolicited vulgar and offensive illustration of a man physically restraining a woman while forcing her to engage in sexual intercourse with him."

Now, for me, what really puts the hole in the boat is an email including in the court documents. If I'm not mistaken, Shaq did receive a formal education, right? If so, then why did an email he sent to her read like this: "I dnt no who the fuk u think u dealin wit u will neva be heard from one phone call is all I gotta make no try me. Sho me." That's a damn shame.

In the meantime, under terms of the restraining order, O'Neal, who has known Miller for the last 18 months, is prohibited from having any contact or even coming within 200 yards of Miller or her 19-month-old son. He's also scheduled to appear before a judge on Sept. 4.

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VIDEO: JOJO FALLS OUT AT JODECI 'REUNION' TOUR STOP IN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA.

Watching the following video will most likely make you do one of two things: literally laugh at loud or feel nothing but sympathy for these two brothers/has-beens. Last Saturday, in Sydney, Australia, the 90s R&B group Jodeci came together for a show which was billed as a Jodeci reunion tour...however, only two members of the four member band 'performed.' Let me rephrase that: only two members of the four member band showed up. In the video posted on youtube, we see a bare chest K-Ci onstage alone lip syncing to All My Life which is not a Jodeci hit, but a K-Ci and JoJo hit. Seconds later, JoJo emerges onto the stage and hits a few notes and even Bankhead Bounce before falling out on the floor and rolling over. I ain't gon lie: JoJo falling out was so sad, I thought dude was truly ill so I couldn't even laugh at him....well, not until after their bodyguard disregarded ol dude as if this sort of thing happens at every K-Ci and JoJo performance. Then I laughed my ass off. What was even more bizarre is that the bodyguard looked down at JoJo as if to say, 'This n!ggah, here! before choosing to pick up JoJo's microphone off the floor instead of JoJo himself! And while all of this was going on K-Ci kept singing! Whatver happened to being your brother's keeper? So what was the catalyst of JoJo's temporary downtime? According to K-Ci, the two brothers were jetlagged from their 24-hour flight. Mmmm-hmmm. Well one thing's for certain and two thing's for sure: Mary J. Blige is somewhere thanking the Lord for giving her enough sense to get away from that clown called K-Ci.

All jokes aside, that dude needs to be checked for epilepsy. From what I hear, this isn't the first time JoJo has reintroduced himself to a floor or a stage. In the meantime I'll just pray that Jesus keeps him near thy cross.

Anyhoo, how they could they have a Jodeci reunion with only two of the four members? That's like having a New Edition reunion without Ricky and Ronnie. Word to life? That's why I will heart N.E. something proper-like until the day I die. Them dudes come together as one or they don't come together at all....with or without Bobby.

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USHER FIRES HIS MANAGER, BENNY MEDINA, & REHIRES & 'UN-RETIRES' HIS MOTHER/MANAGER.

Someone once said,

"All bitches ain't female; they just have female traits. A dude can have a d*ck as big as an elephant's and still behave like a b*tchmade, b*itchass-b*itch of a man."

Yall will understand what I mean after reading what's below.

Well, well, well, well, well. Look who has come back to his senses a wee bit too late? According to E! Online, Usher has allegedly 'rehired' his mother, Jonnetta Patton as his manager. I hope he has prepared himself to get clowned unmercifully. Too bad no one never told him you can't 'retire' someone who has no intentions of being retired. Anyhoo, Usher's flop of an album, the mediocre promotion of said flopped album, poor record sales (I guess that falls under the category of 'flop of an album', right?) that horrendous and terrible lip-sync opening performance he gave at this year's BET Awards, and all that slick-at-the-mouth talking he did has all led to the singer kicking his manger--now former manager--Benny Medina to the curb. "He's leaving Benny. The record is pretty stiff, and nowhere nearly as successful as Confessions," an insider says of the singer's 2004 blockbuster album.

In a short statement issued by his LaFace/Zomba label Wednesday, it was announced that the artist "has dissolved his management arrangement with Benny Medina and has re-engaged Jonnetta Patton as his manager." Meanwhile, the singer has also cut ties with W&W Public Relations, a publicity firm that also serves as the official reps for Janet Jackson, Alicia Keys and Ludacris.

Down and out, whose the very first person Usher turned to for unconditional love and support? No, not his manwife. His mama. Confessions was a worldwide sensation, selling 19 million copies under the supervision of Patton. After debuting at No. 1 in June, Here I Stand, Usher's fifth studio album, has chalked up a relatively paltry 2 million in sales worldwide. This, despite the radio success of the single Love in This Club (Part II). I don't think even his mama, as good as she is, can undo the damage that he has already done to his pathetic career. And the truth of the matter is that he has no one to blame but himself. Watch his cocky ass release a statement saying that he has brought his mama out of 'retirement' to let her handle his career when in reality she never ever did retire. Tameka should probably thank her lucky stars that she has lil Cinco and that marriage certificate as insurance. I wouldn't be surprised if his mama told him the only way she'd come back is if he got rid of ol girl. And can you blame her? Especially when through it all, his mama has never (at least in the press) uttered one word, yay or nay about him kicking her ass to the curb. As a matter of fact, Patton told Vibe magazine's July 2008 issue that she's hard at work managing other music acts. 'I'm managing Nataha, an artist on Jive Records, a guy group called Kwiet Storm, and a solo artist, Dante. I started my own record label--JPat Records. I also manage my younger son, producer JLack--he's signed to Usher's production company.' Can someone please explain to me just what the word 'retire' means?

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Anyhoo, for those who need a refresher course, Usher dumped the momager for Medina last year amid reports of tension between Tameka and Mama Pat—and considering his previous remarks, it might be tough going home again. "This is great for me because it means I now get to have my mother strictly as my mother, with no added pressure," he told the Associated Press in 2007, when he and Patton parted ways. And just last month the 29-year-old entertainer was quoted in Vibe magazine calling his mom an "aggressive person" who made his decision to part ways difficult. "She makes hard decisions, and she caused me to make a hard decision as well. I hurt more than anything over these last two years, when I felt my mother didn't really embrace my situation," Usher told Vibe. Monkey-Monchichi, what situation? After firing Tameka for mixing business with pleasure, he knew good and well Mama Pat wasn't going to approve of any kind of relationship he had with his walking negro spiritual. Besides, how do you think she felt after you called yourself 'retiring' her? And if I hear his ass refer to his marriage as his situation one more time... Dude, you are married and the last thing you should consider your marriage to be is a freaking 'situation.' These fools gon soon learn that mama always knows best...that's with the exception of Kim Kardashian's mama. I don't know anybody whose mother would damn near beg and plead their own child to pose naked for Playboy magazine.

That's it, yall. I am through.

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IN TODAYS 'THIS N!GGAH, HERE' NEWS: THE GAME SAYS HE WANTS TO WORK WITH JAY-Z....EVEN AFTER SLIGHTLY DISSING HIM ON RECORD.

I swear the things some rappers do and/or say for a little attention is utterly ridiculous. The Game has been "subliminally" insulting JAY-Z on his records - in a bizarre bid to get the hip-hop mogul to work with him. The Compton, Cali. native took shots at Jay-Z via his music on tracks like It's Okay (One Blood), after hearing a freestyle the 99 Problems star made that The Game thought was aimed at him. It turned out to be a misunderstanding, but The Game says he's glad it happened because Jay-Z has now acknowledged his presence in the rap game. And he hopes their lyrical exchange will lead to them hooking up in the studio. He says, "Even though me and (Jay-Z) don't talk or do songs, he knows. He listens. He heard the You're 38, and you're still rappin', ugh' (from It's Okay (One Blood)). He came back on Kingdom Come and I was like, 'Yeah! Jay listens to my s**t! (When Jay said) 'I used to think that rapping at 38 was ill / Till last year I grossed about 38 mill.' I was like, 'I know who he is talkin' to. I know he listens. I know his antenna's up.' Maybe one day he'll do a song with me, and then I'll stop shooting subliminals."

This n!ggah here.

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IN TODAY'S 'THIS N!GGAH HERE!' USHER ACCUSES CHILLI OF USING THEIR RELEATIONSHIP AS A PUBLICITY STUNT.

I mean, I think it’s a little unrealistic, I’m married (laughs), I’m not a boy. It’s been three years past, you know? But we all have unrealistic goals too. Like shoot, I will always forever love Katie Holmes and Halle Berry. I don’t feel anyway about it. It does appear maybe to be a plug for something. She got a record coming or something?

--Usher responds to comments Chilli made in a recent interview (via NecoleBitchie.com) where stated: "I love him very much and I will always love him. I don’t know how you love someone that deeply and just stop loving them. I’m not in love with him anymore but I can’t say that I don’t love him anymore." Now, yall know I'm fitna light fire up under his ass, right? How could he make a bitchmade comment accusing her of using his name to plug her new album when just four years ago he did the same thing? He knew no song on that entire Confessions album had anything to do with his relationship with her, but yet he went and traveled the deceptive highway and royally capitalized on it to the fullest by continuing to lead folks to believe otherwise. He better stop playing.

I swear the higher a monkey (or in his case a life-size version of Monchichi) climbs, the more his ass shows. In the meantime, check out new photos of Chilli promoting her new projects in Chicago at WGCI radio station last week.

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50 CENT THROWS A BITCH-FIT AT OLIVIA'S DEPARTURE FROM G-UNIT RECORDS.

Don't you just hate it when dudes do nothing but bitch about other females...which in turn makes those dudes look like bitchmade lames? Just days after bitching about Alicia Keys 'not really bright' comments she made in Blender magazine (Keys told the mag, "Gangsta rap was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other." Keys later said her comment was taken out of context.), Magilla is back at it again and this time he's made Missy Elliott his target. He blames the super-producer for the inevitable exit of R&B singer Olivia, his 'protege' and First Lady of his G-Unit record label. Talk about hitting below the belt, 50 went as far as making light of Elliott's alleged sexual preferences as the reason behind the move. Duuuuuuuude? Bitch-Boy (real name Curtis Jackson) signed Olivia in 2004, but after the release of only three measly singles, she was dropped from G-Unit Records in 2007. And 50 insists things started to go wrong when Olivia collaborated with Missy Elliot on her single Cherry Pop - joking that Missy's close personal relationship with his protege resulted in the breakdown of his own ties with the rising star. Stop lying. She probably just finally wised up and stopped letting you take dips in her 'pocketbook' at your convenience when she realized that the only G-Unit artist whose welfare you look after is yourself. And even if that's not the case, let that girl have her carpet munched on if she chooses to do so. But that's just my personal opinion though.

Anyhoo, he says, "She (Olivia) went to work with Missy and it got kinda crazy like. It got crazy because Missy was trying to own her a little bit... I think Missy hit that." The rapper is disappointed his project with Olivia never worked out and is determined to take more tips from fellow music mogul Jay-Z - who has successfully launched the careers of stars like R&B singer Rihanna. He adds, "I made so many sacrifices based on people I brought around. I need to take a page outta Jay-Z's book because he don't (sic) compromise himself at all for them."

Missy Elliot has long been dogged by rumors she is a lesbian, but has refused to comment publicly on her rumored sexuality.

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IN TODAY'S 'THIS N!GGAH, HERE' NEWS: SINGER AKON AIN'T NO EX-CON.

It's bad enough when the color of your damn lips are darker than the color on your damn nose. But it's just damn near sad when a person wants to be so accepted by the hip-hop industry that they'd take it upon themselves to make up a fake criminal past to do so. And that's just what 35-year-old convict wanna-be Akon did. Mmm-mmm-mmm. The singer is not the gangster rapper he says he is, having only served several weeks in jail rather than the years he's claimed, the Smoking Gun reports. The Web site conducted an investigation into his claims of having done three years of hard jail time in the late 1990s for his role as the "ringleader of a notorious car theft operation" and found that instead, he was arrested in 1998 for driving a stolen car in Georgia and served five months in jail before the charges were dropped.
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'THE STUPID SH!T CELEBS SAY': DMX ON BARACK OBAMA'S NAME: 'WHAT THE F*CK IS A BARACK? WHERE IS HE FROM, AFRICA?'

Boy, leave it up to DMX to say the most craziest and bizarre things. And you know what? For some strange reason, I refuse to believe that this dude has no idea who U.S. presidential candidate, Barack Obama is. How in the world could he not know who Obama is?! He better stop playing! I'll bet dollars to donuts that even Fred Flintstone knows who Obama is! Anyhoo, the rowdy rapper (real name Earl Simmons) says he doesn't pay much attention to politics. An in an interview with XXL magazine if he was following the presidential race, to which he replied, "not at all". But bizarrely, when asked about his views of Obama - who if successful in his campaign will be the first black president in U.S. history - DMX insisted he has never heard of him, and was shocked there was an American politician called Barack.

In the interview he says, "Barack?! What the f**k is a Barack? Barack Obama. Where he from (sic), Africa?" When advised the Illinois senator's father was Kenyon, he says, "What the f**k? That ain't no f**kin' name, yo. That ain't that n**ga's name. You can't be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f**k outta here." The 37-year-old explained his lack of knowledge, stating he "ain't really paying much attention" to the bitter battle between Obama and Hillary Clinton to become the democrat candidate.

Did he really have to clown dude's name like that though? Come on, now. He should really consider suing Mother Nature for malpractice of the mouth.

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'THE STUPID SH!T CELEBS SAY': SNOOP DOG: 'HOW MANY UGLY WOMEN SELLING RECORDS? NONE!'

I tell ya. The higher a monkey climbs, the more his monkey-ass shows. I think Snoop's 'medicinal' marijuana has officially scabbed the few remaining brain cells he has left. Of all the stupid things to say, he goes on a rampant declaring only the beautiful women in music sell the most records. If that's not the dumbest shit I've ever heard, I don't know what is. So is it safe to assume that when he says he's naming no names, he's really calling out such underrated singers like Tamia, Deborah Cox, Vivian Green and dare I say KELLY ROWLAND, who haven't sold double and triple platinum-selling albums? I beg to differ. These three women are as beautiful...and in a couple of cases, more beautiful than the singers Snoop named. This niggah, here!

“How many ugly women selling records? None! Only the pretty ones sell records. Beyonce, Mary J, Keyshia Cole, the ugly ones don’t sell. I ain’t gon say no names, but they don’t sell records. They just be singing their little hearts out, but they don’t get no sales, cause they ugly. Now, that’s my fault? I can see this on TV now: ‘Snoop Dogg called me, ugly.’ You beautiful on the inside, baby. What I wanna say to go on top of that, to the chocolate women, the dark-skinned women, I love ya’ll. I got a chocolate daughter at home. I always tell her chocolate is the best thing in the world. Don’t think that light skin is in, chocolate ain’t never went nowhere. Black is beautiful. I love dark-skinned women. That’s why my videos be having dark women in them. I always used to have light-skinned women. Look at it. Show them one of my videos.“

And I'm not going to even entertain his chocolate and/or dark-skinned women comment. Thanks for showing us dark-skinned women some love, Snoop, but the fact still remains: your ego ain't the only thing trippin'. You still sound like a walking-out-of-the-house-wearing-a-blue-showercap-clown. Trust. Anyhoo, the rapper also called himself sounding off on the way women are portrayed in hip-hop videos....

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“Hip-hop is not the stories. It’s not a soap opera. Hip-hop is not The View. It’s not The Oprah Winfrey Show. Hip-hop is what it is. We have our certain views on women the way we do. It’s like Playboy. Do anybody got something to say about the way Playboy view women? They take their shirt off and show their t**ties. That’s the first way to get into Playboy. You gotta show Hugh Heffner your t**ties if you wanna get in Playboy. There’s nothing degrading about that, but at the same time, when we show women in videos, they have their clothes on. We don’t play videos on BET with women naked; we can’t get away with that. But it’s degrading what we’re doing, when in actuality, we’re giving these women a chance to shine. Now, if these women would become directors and depict women in a different light, then that would give them a different light as far as the way people view them.”

Niggah, please.

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IN TODAY'S 'THIS NIGGAH, HERE!' NEWS: R. KELLY'S DISS TRACK 'I'M A BEAST.'

A couple of people have brought out the bitch in R. Kelly and now he's been forced to bring his bitch and moan campaign to the forefront in the form of a new diss track titled, I'm a Beast (and a Chester Molester). No doubt the man has a lot of anger built up that he’s finally released. And listening to the track, it could easily be noted that Kelly is going hard at a few people with his rapping and singing. Who he has in the cross hairs, is up for grabs. Speculation has been running rampant over who is in fact being targeted by the song since it hit the net on Monday (March 3).

The singer doesn’t name names, but with lines like "Why I gotta hate on you?/ Look at me, I'm rich, boy/You need a steering wheel the you riding my d***, boy," it could be said that he may be talking about Ne-Yo. The two are currently involved in a war of words over Ne-Yo’s dismissal from Kells’ Double Up Tour. Kelly claims the dismissal was contract related, while Ne-Yo maintains that jealousy over his crowd reaction was the primary factor.

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Kells doesn’t stop there as he seems to still harbor ill will for a certain former Def Jam President. It’s no secret that Jay-Z hasn’t been on Kelly’s Christmas list for quite some time. Add to that a line that states "Say you's a 'go getta'/Go get your own s***, boy," you could easily throw Young Jeezy in the mix. But since their collaboration Go Getta was a certified hit, what sense would it make for the Grammy winner to vent on or any of the possible targets. You could even say that Kelly is talking about Regina and George Daniels, former good friends and business associates who are now warring with the man over his relationship with their young daughter.

Truth is, no one knows who the person or persons are that Kelly is blasting. Maybe the names will be revealed on a remix to the song. After, all he did joke about doing that at the end of I’m a Beast.

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LIL WAYNE ON WHY HE'LL NEVER STOP SIPPING SYRUP: 'IT AIN'T THAT EASY...LET ME DO ME.'

Lil Wayne is popping off at folks who have an issue with him and the syrupy narcotic beverage he holds in his ever present Styrofoam cup. The rapper who spit, "I like my Sprite Easter-pink," on DJ Khaled's We Takin' Over and declared "weed and syrup till I die" on Playaz Circle's Duffle Bag Boy, recently explained during a concert in Newark, New Jersey, that sipping syrup — a combination made up chiefly of promethazine and codeine, which is supposed to be prescribed by doctors for severe colds and pneumonia — is a part of the culture in the South. He also talked about how he gets flak for it. Wayne has said he's been hearing about how he needs to cut back on syrup more than ever in the wake of Pimp C's death in December. The UGK member's death was ruled accidental and due to a deadly combination of syrup— also known as "lean," "Texas tea" and "drank" — and his sleep-apnea condition. Weezy said he can't just quit cold turkey.

"I've been criticized for the things I chose and things I've chosen to do. Everybody wants me to stop all this and all that. It ain't that easy. Do your history, do your research. It ain't that easy — feels like death in your stomach when you stop doing that sh--. You gotta learn how to stop, you gotta go through detox. You gotta do all kinds of stuff. Like I said, I'm a selfish-ass n---a. I feel like everything I do is successful and productive. It's gonna be hard to tell me I'm slipping. It's hard to sit and tell a n---a 'Stop.' 'F---, how can we tell this n---a to stop when every f---ing thing he do is successful? This n---a is making progress. He just went and talked to kids and that sh-- was amazing.' Feel me? So what am I doing wrong? Let me do me. Everybody's got their thing. Why focus on me? Don't compare me to no one. Don't compare me to no one who has passed, and why they passed. I can walk out this bitch right now and get hit by a bus. Don't judge me. You wanna judge me, put on a black gown and get a gavel. Get in line with the rest of them that's about to judge me. I got court dates every other month. It's me against the world — that's how I feel."

SOURCE: MTV.com

Admittedly, the negative opinions about the controversy surrounding him has added fuel to his fire, both in and out of the studio. However, even the "Fireman" says he can explode after awhile. "It's inspiring me, but I'mma tell them now they better stop," he warned. "'Cause they [are trying to] push me off the edge. If I jump, I'm taking the world with me. That's my word."

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CELEBS WITH NASTY MANNERS: BOBBY FARTS IN CASTMATE'S FACE; KELLY ROWLAND FUNKS UP FIRST CLASS.

Former Destiny's Child member, Kelly Rowland upset fellow passengers on a recent flight after filling the first-class cabin with a smelly Subway sandwich laden with the stench of onions. The gold-status solo singer received angry looks of disgust from fellow flyers as she munched her way through a "honky" sandwich - but escaped further trouble by pretending she was unwell. The 26-year-old says, "I was in first class and the other passengers were not happy with the smell! I looked around and could see a lot of disgusted faces. I put everything on it, and the onions made it really honky!" Although none of her fellow passengers scolded the singer, Rowland already had her excuse readied in case someone did shout at her. "If I think I'm going to get into trouble I always say that I'm sick. They think you are too feeble for them to be angry with you."


Singer Bobby 'Ashy Monkeyknucles' Brown has been left with another career hangover after getting drunk and farting in Carnie Wilson's face on his latest reality TV show, Gone Country. But he'll be keen to forget the show's latest episode, after boasting about his love for alcohol, offending Wilson and then passing out in a stupor while his castmates shoveled horse dung on a ranch. Brown was so drunk he had to "sleep off" his over-indulgence while his castmates went to watch Cowboy Troy perform. As Wilson attempted to mother Brown on the cast tour bus, the boozy singer farted in her face as she attempted to take off his Adidas trainers, according to RollingStone.com. Wilson says, "His butt was about like one and a half feet from my mouth, and it was like a snappy wet river!

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