FOXY BROWN TURNS HERSELF IN ON ASSAULT CHARGE AFTER PULLING A NAOMI CAMPBELL

According to mtv.com, rapper Foxy Brown turned herself in to New York police on Tuesday (August 14) and was charged with assaulting her neighbor with a cell phone last

month, according to authorities. The rapper was formally charged with felony assault, menacing, harassment and criminal possession of a weapon. Brown — who was charged for assault at a beauty-supply store in Florida in February and claimed to have been a victim of assault herself in June — is scheduled to appear in court September 26.

Nonetheless, despite the legal issues, Brown still managed to find room on Tuesday to announce her departure from longtime recording home Def Jam in favor of Koch Records. A representative from Koch confirmed Brown has signed with the indie powerhouse and is scheduled to release her next album, Brooklyn's Don Diva, December 1.

Ask my little sister and she will tell you that I told her it was just a matter of time before Foxy got herself in more trouble before being thrown in jail once again for pulling one of many temper-tantrum tirades. I never understood how ol girl could catch a new charge while still on probation (for other assault charges) and still be able to avoid going to jail. Now, I'm not trying to make little of Paris Hilton's stint in jail for violating her probation. Yes, she deserved to be punish like us common folk, BUT what I did have a hard time trying to figure out is how Foxy could leave the state of New York without her p.o.'s permission, throw a bitch fit in a hair supplies store, get arrested for it, have all that shit caught all on tape AND still avoid doing jail time.

I'm willing to bet dollars to donuts that this time, especially after pulling this latest stunt, there will be a jail cell with her name written on it ...along with a very, big, tall, hairy, old-navel-and-parmesan cheese-smelling pre-approved cellie named Cloreonyce waiting for her.

She gon learn. Oh, yeah. She will learn. But I digress.