Tuesday, December 4, 2007

CLEVELAND CAVS DAMON JONES ON WHY HE DOESN'T PURSUE WOMEN & BEING A NBA FASHION MENTOR

Cleveland Cavaliers player Damon Jones takes the word 'overconfident' to another level. Mr. Jones has no problem whatsoever expressing out loud just why he doesn't have to lay game on any female for any reason. Why? I'll let him tell it....

'Not only am I the most attractive player in Cleveland, I am the most attractive player in the NBA. If I decide to go out to dinner or a club after a game, you'll never see Damon Jones running behind any women. I don't have to. Women choose. If a woman is interested in Damon Jones, she's going to have to pursue me or we will never meet. I don't have to pursue any woman. I have what every woman wants. I'm attractive, I'm charismatic, I'm rich. I'm every woman's dream.'

...AND THEN YOU WOKE UP! THEREFORE AND THUS AND SUCH: NIGGER PLEASE!

He's even more cockier when it comes to his fashion sense. Jones proudly prides himself as the NBA's one and only fashion mentor to his fellow NBA comrades who seek his advice on what's kosher in the b-ball world of fashion. He is even taking credit for Dwyane Wade being named GQ magazine's 2006 'Best Dressed Player in the NBA.'

"D-Wade was a sweat suit and jeans type of guy. I think my flair kind of propelled him to what he is off the basketball floor. A lot of guys say they don't like it. It doesn't look good. Now I'm starting to see a lot of guys taking on my style. What sets guys apart and puts me way ahead of everybody else is my great shirt and tie combinations. The biggest fashion mistake is trying to reach my level. That cannot and will not happen. No one will ever be able to put clothes on the way I do.'

Oh, really now? Well, can anyone explain to me why GQ mag selected D-Wade over D. Jones?

READ DAMON JONES FASHION FORGET-ME-NOTS LIST AS WELL AS HIS TOP 5 CHOICES OF THE BEST-DRESSED NBA PLAYERS IN THE NBA, AFTER THE JUMP!


DAMON JONES SELECTION OF THE NBA's FIVE OTHER BEST DRESSERS:

1. Juwan Howard: "He has his own style. He's very clean-cut. He doesn't do a lot of color. His accessories are terrific."

2. Cuttino Mobley: "He has the European/businessman look that's great for him."

3. Michael Finley: "He has been a great dresser; very classy."

4. LeBron James: "For a guy who is 21 years old, he has a sense of style."

5. Shaquille O'Neal: "He is at such a big disadvantage because it's hard for him to find a lot of stuff. Because of his size, he has to have everything tailor-made."

DAMON JONES FASHION FAUX PAS:

1. Wearing white before Easter

2. Wearing linen other than in the summer

3. Wearing belts and shoes that don't match

4. Wearing oversized clothes

6 comments:

MrsGrapevine said...

He's lying, I met him when he played for the Mavericks. Yes, he pursues women, he just wasn't the super star so women usually gave him the cold shoulder to focus on bigger names.

He is sweet and down to earth, but don't let this man fool ya.

Anonymous said...

Woooooooow. dude is really on some 'i'm all that' bullshit. that ain't a good look for him especially when he doesn't even look all that good anyway. i don't even know him but just by looking at him i can tell he's a damn liar when he says he doesn't go after women.

fool.

H-Town said...

the loser pursued me in a busy location. he is a fucking lie! he also got mad because he couldnt get any. his body looks a hot ass mess and has a hairy chest.. He need to sit his old ass down and learn something from the young players! shaving your chest and getting abs for starters!..

H-TownDiva said...

Hold up. Is this the same dude that chased Tina Thompson of the Houston Comets around like a little puppy.

H-TownDiva said...

Hold up. Is this the same dude that chased Tina Thompson of the Houston Comets around like a little puppy?

Anonymous said...

I will not comment on Damon's
tactics with the ladies, but I
will put it out there that he
has clearly established himself as
one of NBA's fly-est fashionista's
and I for one think he should put
his sartorial sense toward designing
his own line of clothing if the
opportunity ever came his way!!

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