Below are pics of Chaka Khan performing live in concert at the Enmore Theater in Sydney, Australia on Saturday night. No lie. When I first saw these pics, the first thing I said was 'she looks like a damn overfed rollie-pollie with big ass hair!' Why Chaka, why? As a child me and my cousins loved playing with rollie-pollies. We never harmed them...just loved rolling them up and watching them unrolled themselves. Now, thanks to Ms. Khan, her wardrobe stylist and these pictures, all of my childhood dreams that revolved around the joy and laughter I felt whenever a rollie-pollie was around is now completely tainted and contaminated. Thanks a lot. One question, Ms. Khan: What the hell did a rollie-pollie ever do to you? Got me over here thinking it's the end of October instead of the middle of June!