MICHAEL'S UPPER LIP COLLAPSES AFTER SON SOCKS HIM IN THE FACE; SINGER ALLEGEDLY FORCED TO UNDERGO EMERGENCY SURGERY.

Michael's facial features freak me the fuck out each and everytime I see him. His face looks tighter than a girdle on a Baptist minister's wife at an all-you-can-eat pancake buffet breakfast. It also reminds me how much I miss the old (brown skinned before the Bad era) Michael. *sighing*

Michael Jackson reportedly underwent emergency surgery after his young son accidentally punched him in the face. The world renown singer - who has undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries on his face in the past - was recently photographed in a Barnes and Noble bookstore in wearing numerous bandages above and below his mouth. But sources tell Finditt.com the singer's son, Prince Michael II, caused the injury: "He was whacked in the face accidentally by his younger son Prince Michael II while playing around and part of Jackson's upper lip 'burst and collapsed.' That mishap led a hysterical Jacko to make a beeline for the plastic surgeon for a bit of quickie repair work."

Reports that Prince Michael II then went for a knife, wailing "And this is for You Rock My World" are as yet unconfirmed. A spokesman for Jackson could not explain the singer’s bizarre appearance while late-night shopping with his three kids, but denied he’d had surgery.

Somehow I believe this story. Michael's nose looks like it would cave in and fall off his face if he blows his nose the wrong, bless his heart. Below are 2 more photos of Michael all bandaged up on his recent outing.

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