Tuesday, February 19, 2008

FLAV'S ENGAGED?! SAY IT ISN'T SO!; 3rd SEASON TO HAVE A 'HAPPY ENDING.' + A RANDOM PIC OF DEELISHIS W/FLAV'S SISTERS.

Not that we really care about the following story due to the fact that Flavor Flav is old as hell (he'll be 50-years-old next month) and indisputably uglier than the law should allow, but word around the web is that although the former hype man is currently filming the third installment of VH1's top-rated reality show, Flavor of Love, in a quest to find 'true love', the alleged realness of it all is that he's reportedly (and) presently engaged to a woman outside of the contest who's carrying his baby. I guess the it's true what they say: Beauty is only a light switch away, but in this case, I just can't believe it. I really can't. "Right after season two wrapped Flav got yet another woman pregnant," a spy explained to the New York Post's Page Six. "He decided he was in love with her and they got engaged. He has a fiancée he's in love with and doesn't want to cheat on, but he'd already cashed his check that VH1 gave him for season three - and the show resurrected his career," the spy continued. "He was dead broke before, so he's doing it for his family." A rep for VH1 said, "Flav is not engaged. It's true he's on his eighth child but, as he's said in the past, he'd like 10. So there's two more to go."

Flav was conveniently dumped by his season-one winner Hoopz, while season-two champ Deelishis never even got a phone call from the Public Enemy rapper after the final reunion show. "I would have to say this (third) season has a very happy ending," executive producer Mark Cronin says. "You can't predict the future of a relationship, but this is the best choice of anybody he's ever made." Flav disagrees with complaints that the show disrespects women and plays up racial stereotypes. "You'll never see Flavor Flav disrespect women," he says. "To take a group of girls who grew up so different and put them in a house together for the first time, you're going to get conflict. It's not me making them do it. I ain't Flav Springer."

Poor Deelishis. In some strange and unbelievable way, she actually thought she was going to be the next Mrs. Flavor Flav. So much so that she formed a tight relationship with Flav's family, including his two sisters. And if you thought Cinderella's step-sisters were ugly as hell, you ain't seen nothing yet.

PEEP THE PIC AFTER THE JUMP. AND IN DEELISHIS' WORDS, 'PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL, BECAUSE BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP.'


Deelishis and her would-be-sister-in-laws at Flav's Comedy Central Roast.


Deelishis and Flav's mother, Mrs. Drayton at her son's Comedy Central Roast.

STOP LAUGHING, KAMIKA! LOL!

3 comments:

Step_into_the_light said...

WOW. I do not want to hurt any feelings, but lawd hammercy, I am with Kamika on this one. lol lmao.

KappaChino said...

Southerngurl, i feel you have disrespected us by posting that hideous picture of Flav and the even more hideous pics of Flav's ugly-ass sisters. I just finished eating for christ sake!

And I thought you cared about your readers! LOL!

Damn they ugly.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell let them wild herd of waterbuffalo out into the city?

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