'THE SHIT CELEBS SAY': KIM KARDASHIAN: 'I DON'T WANT TO PUBLICIZE MY RELATIONSHIP. I WANT TO KEEP IT AS PRIVATE AS POSSIBLE.'

Is she serious?!! I know good and damn well this chic can not be serious!! Regarding her relationship with Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian has gone on record as saying, "I don't want to publicize my relationship. I wanna keep whatever I can private and to myself and off camera." Now, if that doesn't put the lid on the jar, I don't know what does. She unabashedly flaunts her boy toy around Tinseltown and beyond--both candidly and at red carpet events--at her every convenience yet she doesn't want to 'publicized my relationship'? Seriously? Anywhoo, during the launch party celebrating the second season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians last Thursday, Kim told reporters her man will make a small cameo appearances on K.U.W.T.K. this season. Then this heffah-hussy began bitching and moaning about why she didn't want her lap dog on the show.

"You don’t want them (the media) to turn things into a negative so, like, my boyfriend, he might be on [the show] a little bit but I don’t really want him on the show, because like, what we do in my totally private time, I kind of want to keep that as private as possible so, it was a good thing that he was working during his football season while we were filming."

Girl, bye.

In related news, if Kim The Krybaby isn't careful about how she treats her family members, she may just find herself by herself. In one of the two cutting-room floor clips below, Kim throws a diva-fied bitch-fit and bawls her eyes out. Kim turned what was supposed to be family time into Kim and Reggie time. When Khloe calls her out on it, the diva screams, You guys all gang up on me and I'm tired of it. You guys are so mean to me!' I swear this is one time where I completely agree with everything Khloe throws at Kim. Everything.

In the second clip, Khloe and Khloe has obviously done something to piss Kim off to the point where she starts swinging that overnight bag she calls a purse and throwing punches at Khloe before calling her an 'f-ing bitch.' But that still doesn't stop her sisters from putting her in her place and clowning her ass before she leaves. Khloe is better than me (and bigger) because I would have definitely gave Kim a swift and sanctified kick in those two silicone-induced cheeks she calls an ass.

AFTER THE JUMP, PEEP MORE PICS OF KIM & REGGIE AT DETAILS MAGAZINE'S 'MAVERICKS 2008' ISSUE COCKTAIL PARTY IN BEVERLY HILLS.