Wednesday, April 2, 2008

IN TODAY'S 'NOW, YOU KNOW YOU WRONG FOR THAT': JAZZE PHA LAUNCHES NEW COOKING SHOW

Now, I know good and well that yall also know good and well that Jazze Pha doesn't belong in anyone's kitchen (on or off set) during dinnertime (or any other time for that matter) unless he's grabbing a Lean Cuisine, a bottle of peach-flavored Crystal Light and a medium size Red Delicious apple. So imagine my surprise to learn that Mr. Rotund himself has launched his own cooking show via the Internet called What's Cookin' with Jazze?. On the first 'webisode' of the show, which debuted Monday (March 31st) night superdeluxe.com, featured the record producer/songwriter concocting a damn six-feet pizza pie topped with chunks of pork chops. I mean really! This n!ggah talking 'bout he was inspired to create the recipe after becoming hungry in the midnight hour only to find out the only things he had in his refrigerator at the time was a pizza and that other white meat. Come on, dude. Now you know you wrong for that.

I got two words for you Mr. No-Neck: Big Pun. And that's real talk too.
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