GARY COLEMAN REVEALS HIS MARRIAGE & THE LOST OF HIS VIRGINITY TO A GIRL HALF HIS AGE.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I'm mad late with reporting this one, but after posting about Katt Williams little self, I was reminded of this 'exclusive' story regarding Gary 'What Chu Talking 'Bout, Willis?' Coleman's secret marriage of six whole months to a girl old enough--or is it young enough?--to be his daughter. Either way, I'm pretty sure no one saw this coming. EVER. Anyhoo, the 4'8" actor married the 5'7", 22-year-old Shannon Price last August atop a mountain somewhere in Nevada on her 22nd birthday after she proposed to him. The newlyweds met on a film set on Price's 22nd birthday and the pint-sized Diff'rent Strokes admits the ceremony was a very private affair. He says, "Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us." Coleman insists the 18 years between them means nothing - even though Price had no idea who he was when they first met last year. He adds, "I don't have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence and she's more intelligent than I am, and that's what matters to me."

But Price tells People magazine that she knows she has a testing time ahead of her as the temperamental actor's young bride: "He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction. I don't like the violence. I really don’t. He’s got to damage something before his anger stops. He actually got a disorderly conduct ticket one time because we had gotten into an argument, just a minor argument in Provo. The guy gave him a ticket and he freaked out and he was on six months probation." Well, heffah, why the hell did you marry his lil angry ass?! I mean, really. But wouldn't it be just grand to see these two in their own reality show? Before their marriage bites the dust, of course...because yall know as well as I do that this union will not last long.

Besides, the reason he stays so damn mad all the time may be due to the fact that he was a 40-year-old virgin until after his marriage to Price.

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Coleman, who turned 40 last week discussed his virginity to The Insider: “It’s my business, it’s my issue and I really don’t think it’s a problem. I don’t choose to be one, I just am. I have love in my heart, I have the desire; I just don’t know what it is. It’ll happen when it’ll happen, and it’ll happen for all the right reasons.” However, since becoming a married man, things have changed. Price happens to wear the title of being Coleman's first love and romantic interest. “I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone before Shannon. I wasn’t saving myself. She just happened to be the one,” he said.