Wednesday, September 3, 2008


In an effort to win back the hordes of female fans he lost during his moments of bitching and moaning about the lack of privacy over his personal life AND to produce more sales for his latest album, that has yet to reach platinum status after over three months on the charts, Usher is now making plans to embark on a 15-city U.S. tour aptly titled the One Night Stand tour, which is, needless to say, just for the ladies. Usher says he believes the 'intimate feeling' of his latest album, Here I Stand, is perfect for packed out venues full of women. Hmph, good luck, dude. Anyhoo, he goes on to say, "There's only a few artists that can pull that off. I feel like I've had such a connection with my audience. This album, I felt like, was definitely the type of one that was more intimate. So what better way to get up close and personal than to make it all women? The ladies like to see that masculine build. They question if I still got it." So now he wants to get 'up close and personal' with his female fans? After he made it clearly known that Here I Stand is basically a recorded testament to his wife Tameka. Somebody get this man a drink because he is truly thirsty. As far as his career is concerned, Usher is on a fast track to becoming the next Bobby Brown. And we all know that ain't a good look at all.

In related news, aside from re-releasing his lackluster album and filming a new video for what I assume will be his next single, Trading Places, this dude is also planning to launch his own line of lingerie and men underwear. Suffice it to say, the One Night Stand tour is being used as a promotional tool to endorse these endeavors.


Oshyn said...

Bullet head fool. I;m so tired of Usher and is Sybil ways. He is bitchassness in its rarest form. I'm glad his album flopped. Seems like that was the only thing I could bring him and that ego of his down a peg or too. Ugh! He ain't even worth no more of my keystrokes.

former ush fan said...

what does Here I Stand have to do with a One Night Stand.!??? This monkey stays reaching and grasping. I was a diehard Ush fan but since he has lost whatever commonsense he has left both he and that monkey he calls a wife and kiss my beyond beautiful patootie. I got his new album for free and i still payed too much for it

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