Tuesday, May 13, 2008

DUDE WHO KNOCKED SUGE THE HELL OUT SAYS SUGE MISUNDERSTOOD AN ARGUEMENT AS BEING SERIOUS WHEN IT WASN'T SERIOUS AT ALL. MMMM-HMMMM.

This whole 'Suge, you got knocked the f*ck out!' is thisclose to taking its toll on the big, brown bully of a grizzly bear and even closer to giving him more than enough reasons to retaliate. And once he gets word that ol dude (who is pictured above) is talking to the press about the knock-out, ain't no telling how he's going to act. The man who claims to be behind Suge Knight's knockout punch has emerged. According to TMZ.com, dude is a barbershop owner in Los Angeles who is friends with the man Knight was trying to defend in the now infamous altercation outside of Hollywood's Shag nightclub. The brawler, who would not give his name, yet is pictured on TMZ, says he was playfully arguing about money with the mutual friend when the former music mogul misunderstood and thought it was serious. When Suge tried to defend his friend, fisticuffs jumped off and the barber – all of 5'10" and 173 lbs – delivered the punch that knocked 6'3", 315 lb Knight unconscious for a good three minutes, according to the Web site.

Dude, for real, you may want to look into changing the names and social security numbers of your entire family...play cousins included, and maybe even consider some facial plastic surgery before relocating to Timbuktu because the block is about to get hot. Run, n!ggah, run!!! Save yourself! There's a reason why he didn't press charges on you.

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Meanwhile, the author of a new book about Knight's former Death Row partner, Dr. Dre and West Coast hip hop, fears a war may have been started by the knockout punch. Bruce Williams, whose book Rollin' With Dre is in stores now from Ballantine/Random House, said in a statement Monday: "Although it goes against my gut feeling of how he’ll handle this situation, I hope and pray that Suge doesn't do anything stupid and lets this thing go. Suge Knight has long been someone who has no problems using violence to handle business," Williams stated. "I’ve seen what he’s capable of first-hand and wrote in detail about some of these instances in my book, Rollin' With Dre. It’s unfortunate that this incident has occurred because it is likely that more people will want to test Suge to make a name for themselves, which in turn means more violence. Although I’m sure there are countless people who are relieved to see something like this happen to Suge, all it means to me is retaliation is almost certain. The fact that Suge did not bother to press charges against his assailant makes me certain of it."

27 comments:

?¿?uestion said...

5'10 and 173!!!!...*needle scratches record* He had to have some brass knuckles or Suge really does have a glass jaw.

preggie said...

There's always going to be someone bigger and badder. However, dude needs to disappear because Lord knows he has a target on his back.

TravelDiva said...

First time to the blog. Hilarious. Not play cousins too! Ha. Yeah, Suge did not decline to press charges out of the goodness of his heart. That poor 173 pound barber needs to get in the witness protection program quick!

SouthernBlackGurl said...

Thanks, traveldiva! I hope you come back!

Mr.McCory said...

Damn, Now I have high-hopes Im 5'10/210. I can knock out Sugar knight

Poppa said...

McCory..don't step out there picking fights....based on that theory.......

Kuumba said...

HE'S... A DEAD MAN WALKING

BIG said...

This shat gone get n!gg@s killed. You gone have midgets running round tryna test cats jaw and shat.

CruzX said...

Yall young cats really dont have a concept of fight game. That size helps some, but its doesnt descriptivly mean as much as yall makin. Ive seen plenty of big cats put on thier back by people this dudes size.

Im 240 and if Bhop clocked me with a clean shot, its a chance I could go to sleep. Some of yall seem to thing suge is some moster like godzilla that couldnt be stopped by even the military.

~Cali~ said...

either that dude got a big azz head or they tryna sensationalize the story on some ole david and goliath type sh*t not you psg that dude aint hardly no 173

BIG said...

CruzX, Its definitely an image thing. Suge has b!tc#ed up alot of cats over the years. I mean realistically there are some females that would sleep dude. But at the same time pound for pound its one of thsoe things no one expects and is just like oh yeah that could happen. Whole David and goliath concept.

CruzX said...

Like I said, Ive seen it so many times. Most of what he gets away with is the fear of his size and dudes who aint on that dont care. Ive seen big bouncers get called out many times, and once the fear factor is gone, they have to rely on skills.

You have many small cats with the Evander Hollifeld mentality. He will lay into you no matter what.

Al B. Sure! Love said...

Dayum, I never thought I'd see that happen and along with pix. But goes to show, you cannot always be on top of your game and NOT everyone is scared, or it could be when you are SCARED, a right hand can be crucial! Which was definitely proved. Ha.

But, that nil.ga is crazy coming forward taking pics of his fist.. PSG said it best, RUN NIGGA REMOVED RUN! HAHAHAHAH!

~carameldiva~ said...

why go around posting pictures and ish and you know dudes history....I mean you knocked him out, ok good, talk about it amonst your peeps or in your shop, no need to do interviews about the schit....geesh

CruzX said...

Im not suprised dude whup that ass, but it is stupid to do interviews. Maybe he aint know it would blow up like that. Suge still bangs with a ground thouands strong, and to put out where you work is very stupid.

PROFILE said...

5'10 and 173 look at the nig face!! no way thats the dude. the nig in the pic got to be atleast 200

Ya Dig? said...

Y'all acting like this . Suge is Tookie Williams and s**t....

Yeah he's affiliated and all that, but this is LA we're talking about, who AIN'T affiliated?

By next month this story will be old news, and dude will be back to giving shape-ups.

vapimpin703 said...

did they list the address of the funeral home his funeral is gonna be at???

xcentric said...

Dude is probably getting mad props in his neighborhood though...he is gonna be talking about this shat for years. It is gonna be like those charlie murphy skits when he is talking about the time he had to whoop rick james ass

bishop said...

if that's really him
he's not too smart
Suge will get his revenge

1stDiva said...

I was hoping to see some Gary Coleman size dude.

Old Mister said...

Mike Tyson was 5'10 200 knocking out 6'5 250 boxers.

89mazda said...

only a barber who studies heads up close could knock a cat out so cleanly like that :lol4:

hey dj, play these 5 songs for suge:

Knocked Out - Paula Abdul
Get On Up - Jodeci
Stars - Simply Red
Kryptonite - Outkast & friends
Hit 'Em Up - Tupac

~COCOA BUTTER~ said...

Suge ain't goine do shat like he NEVER does. He goine get someone to do the shat for him! :lol6:
Punk! He ain't no man. Remember that dude that he got to smack Dre at the awards? Dude was on strike 3 looking at life w/no parole! A favor to Suge

♥Ms.Candy♥ said...

He will be dead in about two weeks. *looking at calander* if he had any good sense he wouldn't be damn near bragging about this. I would be releasing pics and notes saying I DIDN'T DO IT I HELPED YOUR ASS UP!

Nomad said...

size anit got nothing to do with hand skills..size don't mean you can fight. Just don't lock up with someone that big then you are in trouble... unless you are Royce Gracie

Anonymous said...

Why is everybody acting like Suge is Deebo? :confused: Ugh! He is a human just like everyone else and can get that ass knocked out----like everyone else! And yes he would be an idiot to retaliate. A good upstanding citizen would have pressed charges...

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