BRITNEY SPEARS 4 WEEKS PREGNANT BY MUSIC PRODUCER + EX-HUBBY, KEVIN VOTED TOP

This heffah, here! You have 2 kids that you've lost custody of because of your wayward antics, so why in the universal world would you put yourself in that same position once again for the third time?! I mean, really! Some shit just doesn't make any sense. 'Oops, I Did It Again' my ass.

Britney Spears is reportedly pregnant for the third time, and the singer is confessing all on a private MySpace page. According to Star magazine, someone claiming to be Spears made the revelation on the social networking website. The site includes private family pictures of the star and her family and a sonogram dated 14 November (07), as well as a message that reads, "Yes, I am pregnant and I am shocked, almost 4 weeks to be exact. I don't really know if I'm happy or sad. I am happy I guess. I saw the ultrasound and it was really kewl (sic)." Spears says she is sure that the father is J.R. Rotem, a music producer she's been seeing on and off since she separated from ex-husband Kevin Federline in 2006.

When asked about the pregnancy, J.R. confirmed exclusively to In Touch magazine that Britney is carrying his child. "It's true," he says. For all her recent troubles, she seems convinced that having another baby will turn her life around — and she believes that J.R. will make a great father, even though he explicitly talked about their sex life in Blender magazine earlier this year. The publication, which features new photos clearly showing Spears with what looks like a baby bump is on news stands now.

In related news, Federline has been given a boost in the midst of his child custody trial with Spears - he has been named the seventh most-influential man under 45 in Hollywood in a new magazine poll. Federline also lands the cover of the upcoming Power 50 issue of Details magazine. He tops the new list alongside 'Disney Kids' Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Shia LaBoeuf and Hilary Duff. Federline also shares the title of The Good Fathers on the list - with Anna Nicole Smith's ex Larry Birkhead. The magazine declares, "By being more visible presences in their children's lives than many Hollywood A-listers, they emerged as unlikely candidates for Dad of Year."