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"I met R. Kelly. I was in Chicago at a basketball game and I was performing, and he was on the floor with the basketball players, and I was performing all around the gym and all the basketball players were just looking at me, and R. Kelly was tapping on them like, 'Yo, who's that young girl? She's crazy!' And I was just rapping all hard and crazy. After I finished, they all gave me my props. He chose to stay really far away, because of the rumors and stuff like that, but he really showed his respect, and he's a classic Chester Molester. I got respect for that guy."
--Rapper Lil Mama dishing the details about 'meeting' R. Kelly for the first time (from afar) and why he chose to keep his distance from her. Lil Mama, next time you see him, whether it's from a distance or face to face, run in the opposite direction as fast as you can! Then again, since you're just 18-years-old, you may be a little too long in the tooth to tickle The Pissy Pied Piper's fancy. That's real talk too. Oh, and for the record, I added in theChester Molester part....which is why it's struck out.
And again, you read it here first!
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--Rapper Lil Mama dishing the details about 'meeting' R. Kelly for the first time (from afar) and why he chose to keep his distance from her. Lil Mama, next time you see him, whether it's from a distance or face to face, run in the opposite direction as fast as you can! Then again, since you're just 18-years-old, you may be a little too long in the tooth to tickle The Pissy Pied Piper's fancy. That's real talk too. Oh, and for the record, I added in the
And again, you read it here first!
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12 comments:
lmfao
lil mama is really bow wow in a wig...
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
^^ lol.
How do she know why he kept her distance. Perhaps he kept his distance cause he wasn't interested. And if she was performing how do she know what he was saying to the players, he was most likely saying ugh what is that.
lil Monster Needs To Stop The Naddness.
memyselfni....You are SO wrong for that! But forreal, I thought I was the only person that thought that..R Kelly was probably salvating looking at her perform...Ewwww I actually used to like this man...I need to go shower, I feel dirty for even listening to his old records.
Thanks for publishing a reminder of who that perv really is.
MY people, my people- seem to have forgotten- guess they're too busy stepping in the name of pedophiles..oops...I mean love.
U should know u r a loser when R Kelly isn't checkin for you...
She is too young in the business to be talking shit
She may need him one day to write a hit for her
He's a demented freak but he can churn out the chart toppers
she is sooo not relevant. this is a shameless attempt at getting attn. i guess you gotta do whatever it takes, you cant buy lipgloss with the ends she is making these days.
memyselfni said...
lil mama is really bow wow in a wig...
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I'm gone off this statement. DEAD
lol at all the guys were looking at her
seriously?
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