Have you ever read something that someone had said that was so outrageous and unbelievable, it made you wanna just throw your hands up in frustration and exclaim to anyone within earshot and yell out, 'This niggah, here!' Well, that's what I did while reading an excerpt from Chris Brown's cover story in Vibe magazine. I absolutely could not believe the fonts that sat in front of my eye as I read, as I like to call him--Lightskin's interview. Now, I don't mind telling you all that I never saw the big deal with this dude anyway. Granted he is a cutie and can dance his ass off something proper-like, but that voice of his--talking and singing--is just too damn nasal to me...and that is not a good look. But let's forget about that for the moment because once yall read the mediocre bullsh!t that spewed from his mouth in the small blurb below, I'm pretty sure at least some of you will agree with me when I say Beige Boy really needs to fall back a little.
Talkin' bout some..well just read on to see what I'm talking about.
Chris Brown, who's about to drop his sophomore album, Exclusive, let Vibe magazine in on a few other exclusives — about his love life. The magazine's new cover boy reveals that he's "girl crazy — very girl crazy," but there are limits. For instance, the nude photos that turned up on the Internet in March were not actually him. "First of all, I don't take pictures of myself," Brown told the mag. "If I'm gonna show somebody that, I'd rather show the person that's gonna be in the room with me at that time." So who might that person be? Not Ciara, that's for sure. When asked about her, his face "curls up as if he'd just noticed a foul odor," Vibe observed. "I don't want Ciara," Brown said. "I don't want any industry girl." He'd prefer a "regular girl" — that is, provided she's also "a model." No wonder he hasn't had more than two girlfriends (the last when he was 14), or been on a proper date in more than three years. "I've had girlfriends, but it's different," he said. "Not jumpoffs! Like, you don't be like, 'That's my girl,' but you know when you hang with her, it's like ... friends with benefits. If I'm singling out one girl, think about all the other girls who are falling in love with me in that club. What they gon' think? So it's like, I have a relationship with every girl. It's like every girl is my girlfriend."
The magazine hits newsstands September 11, while Exclusive is out October 30. ...
Now, do yall understand why I selected him as the subject of today's 'THIS NIGGAH' news?! Good day!
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After I read that, I'm thinking, such a fitting title! Funny post! Chris "Every Girl Is My Girlfriend" Brown is Trippin!
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